Made by a student for a non-linear editing class, Henson’s 11 is a hilarious remix of an Ocean’s Eleven trailer and The Great Muppet Caper; we’d pick Kermit over George Clooney any day.

Striker’s Carbide Utility Score features a v-shaped carbide tip with aggressive crosscut file for scribing deep and wide cut; it’s also safe, letting you cut toxic fiber cement with minimal dust.

Made out of vinylester resin, carbon/kevlar fabrics and fiberglass, Wave Sport’s Project 54 CX is an ultra lightweight kayak at only 20 lbs; it’s limited to 50 handcrafted pieces worldwide.

VAEL’s Rucksack combines a distinctive cylindrical silhouette with premium materials for some serious hauling capacity; it sports a tweed style body with padded straps and copper hardware.

You’ll need to keep it away from rogue buttons and zippers, but this Guitar Hanger is a great idea for musicians living in tight spaces; it takes all of five seconds to hang your axe.

Sure, Jaquet Droz’s Time Writing Machine could be replaced with a $5 watch, but you’d give up bragging rights to owning a $340k machine with 1,200 pieces that prints the time. Slowly.

Few things are as reviled in the workplace as meetings; Five Minutes To Kill Yourself tasks you with impaling, flambe-ing and maiming yourself so you can skip that next boring meeting.

Give up on love and go solo in style with this bloody Broken Heart t-shirt; sure, your heart has a Band-Aid on it, but that just shows you’re single and ready to mingle — if a bit bitter.

HP’s Pavilion dv3t is now available: it features a 13.3″ 16:9 HD (1280×800) screen, HDMI out, Altec Lansing speakers, up to 8GB RAM and a 512MB NVIDIA GeForce G 105M.

Leave the plastic flip-flops at home: Mark Nason’s Iommi Thong and Wilde Slide sandals are made of Italian leather and feature goldtone hardware, topstitching and grommets.

This music video for British experimental band Oi Va Voi’s “Everytime” is actually made with a paper shredder; every third frame was printed, shredded and blended with adjacent frames.

Apparently, the 22nd century is not only free of money and war but forks and spoons; this limited edition Star Trek Titanium Spork is engraved with NCC-1701 and individually numbered.

It’s just begging to get vacuumed up or otherwise misplaced, but EagleTec’s USB Nano Flash Drive is pretty sweet: this tiny drive packs plenty of storage, with 4GB and 8GB versions.

Most cubicle drones have a few covert napping trips, but iNap@Work really ups the ante with a retinue of common office sounds including keyboard taps and paper rustling.

It may be without words (spoken or written), but animator Mike Winklemann’s Subprime short film is a rather poignant statement on the excesses of the American housing market.

Pilotfish’s Ondo is a concept music editing phone: its spine can be twisted to edit music while three detachable OLED sticks not only form the main display but can act as standalone mics.