(NSFW: Language) JVTM Comedy examines one of the tragedies of modern life – the whirlwind of emotions that can ruin your life day, when someone doesn’t reply to your text (right away).

After John Cale’s stop at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon to promote Shifty Adventures in Nookie Wood, he wowed us with this soulful rendition of Venus in Furs with Deantoni Parks on the drum kit.

Skydive Chicago set a new world record for vertical skydiving, with 138 people participating. The video was recorded using GoPro HD Hero cameras. We highly recommend watching it full screen at 1080p.

A gnarly off-roader built by Off Road Evolution for RCH Designs. Its frame and body were taken from a ’69 Jeepster Commando, while the sweet faux rust paint was made by Loose Cannon Customs.

(NSFW: Language, SPOILERS) CH and Doc Octoroc give the most confusing TV series ever made a 16-bit RPG recap with lots of bashing on the side. It’s like Chrono Trigger but with despicable characters.

The latest installment in the legendary Up documentary series, which has followed the lives of 14 British children since they were 7. Now they are 56 years old. Time to catch up. US play dates here.

Canadian comedy show Lol :-) pays tribute to the unsung hero of some of today’s music. We’re not sure how the guys behind the booth can hear the singer’s true “voice”, but screw it. It’s funny.

Designed by Alexander Taylor for Praxis, the Grip looks exactly like the rubber handlebar grips on BMX bikes. It uses an LED as a light source. It’s just begging to be played with as a lightsaber.

Sandables are reusable sanding tools made from a biodegradable polymer and can be molded into any shape just by applying heat to them. Each pack will include sanders with different grits.

A student releases a mouse he found in his room. The title of the video gives away what happens next, but it doesn’t detract the comic tragedy and the dude’s heartbreak. Also, viewer beware.

(NSFW: Language) Illustrator Mr. Bingo creates nasty postcards with randomly hateful messages on them and mails them out to victims selected by his customers. Now available in book form.

Freak folk hero Devendra Banhart will be releasing his new album Mala on March 12. We’re already digging the soothing story of sacrilege for the track Für Hildegard von Bingen (Thanks Shogun C.)

We’ve seen the interesting acoustic phenomenon that cold can cause. Now YouTuber Carsandwater shows us that heat can produce sound effects that are just as interesting.

When he’s not working on his higher end blades, Logan Pearce handcrafts these unusual knives from old tools and hardware such as box wrenches, bolts and steel rebar, transforming one tool into another.

By editing down just the juiciest morsels from Qualcomm’s CES 2013 keynote speech, The Verge has put together what looks to be the wackiest keynote since Steve Ballmer. Oh, and he’s there.

The Leikr has a 2″ color TFT screen, displaying GPS map coordinates and tracking and recording running routes. It also displays pace, speed, heart rate, distance, elapsed time and calories all at once.