(Lyrics NSFW) While we learned earlier how to fight a little girl, we’re going to have to prepare a whole new strategy for this little spitfire and her mad boxing and blocking skills. (Thanks Jack!)

A wearable Swiss army knife. The Man Ring is made of titanium and comes with five (tiny) tools: a bottle opener, a straight blade, a serrated blade, a saw and a comb for your glorious mustache.

This 84-year-old gamer may not be as skilled as Old Grandma Hardcore, but he’s just as intense as her and anyone who’s ever been sucked into a gaming session. His squeals are hilarious.

The gang from Collective Cadenza walk us through the evolution of tunes in which women take the lead in the relationship. It all went horribly off the rails in 1996. Get the guys’ perspective here.

A commercial for the second season of Black Mirror, a show by British satirist Charlie Brooker about the consequences of gadget addiction. Sadly, it will be aired only in the UK. Season 1 DVD here.

Show your girl you seriously love her with this hankie when you take her out this Valentine’s Day that actually blocks cell signals. Includes a dark Mexican chocolate bar for extra Brownie points.

YouTuber Mikkii D has a joke for you: a dog with a stick walks into a fence. A dog with a stick walks into a fence. A dog with a stick finally gets through the fence. A dog with a stick walks into a post.

Prepare to write your dopest lines while Beatbox Goat takes care of the percussion. Seriously though don’t fool around with goats and their horns. You might be in for a different kind of beat.

(NSFW: Language) A 28-min. film set in World War I. Hollywood has flooded us with war movies, but if you have the time – and ample reserves of happiness – you’re in for a moving work of art.

Football phenom Johnny Manziel is known for his agility and speed, but if you’re wondering if he has the eagle eyes of an elite quarterback, watch him match Dude Perfect trick shot for trick shot.

A grainy, retro-styled documentary which provides insight into the history of Bioshock: Infinite’s unusual floating city, Columbia. On second thought, it asks more questions than it answers.

An incredible engineering feat in Zurich, Switzerland as a construction crew puts the 6800+ ton MFO building on tracks and moves it down the block. Time-lapse by Patrick Gautschy. (Thanks Rostek!)

This Jedi Kitten possesses a very special gift – though he prefers to use his powers for evil, not good. We’re going to name him Anakitty Skywalker. VFX by FinalCutKing.

Sugarboy’s latest imaginative clip takes on Back to the Future, but with a DeLorean BMX, a talking dog, aliens with laser mouths and Spielberg a plenty. Bob Zemeckis directed BTTF, but we forgive you.

A moped rider is sitting a bit too far forward when an 18-wheeler has a little trouble making the turn. We’re guessing this guy had to go change his underwear immediately. (Thanks Ray!)

Magician Rahat milks his car seat costume for all it’s worth and messes with even more drive-thru attendants. As a YouTuber suggested, he should try combining this with his other tricks.