(NSFW: Language) The unorthodox humorists of TV Maxwell show that there is a reason “don’t talk to strangers” is pounded into our heads as kids. Like that it helps keep other, more dangerous things from entering our minds.

We’ve seen dogs ride on skateboards before, but Dash is a true overachiever. Not only does he ride the bowls and ramps in an actual skate park, he knows how to flip the board over with his paws and continue riding.

The LG G2 runs Android 4.2.2 and has a 5.2″ 1080p screen, a 2.26GHz Snapdragon 800, 2GB RAM, 32GB storage, 13mp rear camera and LTE. Software features include a guest mode and an “audio zoom” option when recording video.

Another epic battle between Conan O’Brien and his associate producer, the infamous embezzler Jordan Schlansky. Turns out Jordan comes in late on Fridays, so Conan investigates and proceeds to school the man on work ethic.

Meet lonely guy Theodore Twombly (Joaquin Phoenix). When he logs into his computer’s new personalized operating system, he meets and falls in love with Samantha (Scarlett Johansson) – aka Siri on steroids. Directed by Spike Jonze.

The latest installment in the quirky and funny Super Mario RPG series. Mario & Luigi Dream Team for the Nintendo 3DS sees Mario entering Luigi’s dreams to defeat a new enemy and once again rescue Princess Peach.

While you can now buy your very own Half-Life 2 Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, we much prefer the version that actually picks stuff up – even if it is just through the magic of special effects from the guys at Corridor Digital.

A speaker and media player with two vacuum tube amplifiers. It has an embedded computer that runs Linux and XBMC for media streaming via Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, HDMI and 2 USB ports. It has a 100W main amp and a 30W subwoofer.

Tim Lake’s security camera caught a woman stealing his Amazon package. When the local news channel got wind of his story, Tim made the most of his situation. He made himself look good while making fun of the thief on TV.

We don’t know how this happened, because as soon as this video starts we immediately see an unlucky diver stuck in a Soviet Russian joke: a monkfish caught him. Fortunately he was able to get free from its massive mouth.

The 33 day-long rally from Peking to Paris can finish off even the most rugged of vehicles. But this 1958 Mercedes-Benz Model 219 Ponton handled the challenge like a champ. The classic car really is built like a tank.

It’s the latest sensation to sweep Tumblr… Bass Dogs has a single mission in life – to Photoshop the basses musicians are playing and replace them with canines. Submit your own! We’d like to see Les Claypool with a poodle.

Made by Murphy’s Paw Design, this fold-out pet bed is perfect for small apartments. It’s made of mahogany (stained or painted) and comes with a cushion. Videos here. Contact Murphy’s Paw Design to order.

Prepare to be animated! The Nerdist and Rug Burn envision what Doctor Who might look like if it were an anime. How ever will the Doctor and Amy defeat Davros’ ultimate deadly weapon? Timey-wimey-super-combo! Activate!

Sword and Stone’s Tony Swatton forges a replica of Link’s Master Sword. Tony calls it Zelda’s sword, but we’re not going to correct someone with an arsenal of deadly weapons and has access to molten metal.

(NSFW: Language) “Ties, and no playoffs. Why do you even do this?” Jason Sudeikis plays an American football coach who somehow ends up managing the Tottenham Hotspur in this inspired ad for NBC Premiere League.