Maserati’s 2011 Quattroporte Sport GT S Awards Edition has an exclusive Quarzo fuso finish, 20’’ Multi Trident rims with satin finish and hand-polished front and rear brake calipers.

APUS Alpha and Beta steel wristwatches feature high-contrast Organic LED screens for easy reading in any lighting condition. The numeric display should run for up to a year on a battery.

These dark and brooding gastropods from an old episode of Disney’s Muppets Tonight are just as depressing as anything we’ve heard from Trent Reznor himself. Go escargot!

This wacky game for the PlayStation Eye or Move puts your likeness into a cartoon fighter, then take on opponents by wildly gesticulating. We can’t decide if it looks stupid or fun – or stupid fun.

The latest bike from the house of Ducati features a twin-cylinder 140-hp Testastretta engine and Monobloc technology for maximum braking power. The Superbike is super sexy too.

You see them everywhere – on the corner, outside bars and stadiums, waiting for no one in particular, their collars popped up: Brostitutes. Bros for hire. Take a peek into their world.

NSFW: It isn’t about the remaining members of Nirvana. It’s about a couple of musicians trying to get a small time gig. Kinda like Flight of the Conchords, except with dudes from Canada.

Fifth Gear takes David Coulthard’s Mercedes Benz SLS AMG and attempts to beat the F1 racer’s record of 160mph on the 563hp beast. Host Tiff Needell almost seems scared of the car’s power.

A simple, intuitive planner for people with packed daily schedules – add an icon to the clock for each thing you need to get done. Choose from a variety of icons, or write your task on a blank one.

Pack your items into these nylon zip-ups, and then place the zip-ups into your bags. While it may seem counter-intuitive, Packing Cubes are stiff, helping you cram more items into the same area.

Lara Croft’s latest adventure might be one of the better downloadable games of the year. Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light comes out on XBLA on Aug 18, 2010; PC and PSN versions follow in Sept.

Robert Burden makes amazing tapestry-style paintings of the action figures he loved as a child, from G.I. Joe to Voltron to Hulk Hogan. Print versions of his paintings are for sale at his website.

Like computer-generated imagery? Hold onto your socks, because they’re about to be knocked off. These incredibly dynamic visuals were all created using the new Lagoa particle physics framework.

Out 10/26, the Blu-ray box set includes all four Alien films in HD, with 60 hours of bonus features and 12,000 still images. The limited-edition egg version might be worth the extra dough.

Can’t stand your laptop’s trackpad, but can’t bear to lug around a full-size mouse? This finger-friendly wireless pen-mouse is small enough to track on the spare surface area next to your trackpad.

A pair of specially made “interactive robotic elevator shoes” – more like metal platforms with strings – that can be controlled using an iPhone app. Inspector Gadget would be proud.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson hasn’t been the very selective with his scripts lately, but this return to tough-ass action form for the former pro-wrestler actually looks like it could be halfway decent.

Loyal Firefox users – the Awesome Bar, your browsing history, bookmarks and even opened tabs can now follow you everywhere you go with Mozilla’s Firefox Home for the iPhone. Isn’t that magical?

File this one under the “one-trick-pony” category. There’s something just so wrong it’s right about this ridiculous Japanese invention that’s perfect for cooling a watermelon, or maybe a head.

From the looks of this baseball-playing primate from Japan, we’re pretty sure we know where the Cubs, Astros and Pirates have been filling their rosters from lately. Ouch. The truth hurts.

3D displays are everywhere these days. But Sony is showing off the next generation of 3-dimensional screens, providing 360-degree volumetric images that you can walk around and gesture control.

Geek Dad columnist Matt Blum set out to make a burger with a patty made only of bacon. 19 bacon slices, an egg, and some cutting, grinding and broiling later, the Bacon Burger was born.

A loopy, bizzare and trippy video of cows dancing, jumping, stretching, multiplying, turning to spiders… This is one of those videos that’s a lot more fun to watch when you’re wasted.