Wish the outlandish weapons in video games actually existed? Taurus’ “Raging Judge” not only is real, it’s a functional revolver that fires 28-gauge shotgun shells. On second thought, it’s a bad idea.

What is it with cats and their creepy fits? Here’s another feline in need of an exorcism, uttering ramblings that might very well have opened a gate linking our world to an awaiting mass of demons.

Ever wondered just how big other planets are? Take a minute out of your day to watch Brad Goodspeed’s short video, which gives us a sense of scale by placing planets into orbit around Earth.

The latest trailer for MotorStorm: Apocalypse shows just how apocalyptic things can get in this game. The world is filled with collapsing buildings, disappearing roads and debris of all sizes.

Love cats? Visit the Winnipeg Humane Society! They have Calicos, Siamese, used to be boy cats, new models, old models, and <insert description you never thought could be said about cats> cats!

This hot, spicy, slightly sweet Thai sauce is one of life’s great pleasures. Chef Randy Clemens offers up 50 recipes that take full advantage of the wondrous chili sauce that belongs in every kitchen.

Sentinel deals out some serious robo-damage in the latest preview from Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Stick around to see Resident Evil’s Chris Redfield open fire on Darkstalkers oh-so-annoying Hsien-Ko.

An 8-foot-tall monster made out of snow is cool enough, but one that breathes fire would be the envy of any neighborhood. This family in Bel Air, Maryland wins our prize for best lawn ornament.

Stevan Mena’s Bereavement relates the horrific account of 6 year old Martin Bristol, abducted from his backyard swing and forced to witness the brutal crimes of a deranged madman. Coming 2/11.

Christopher Lee Barish’s The Book of Bad teaches us the secrets that felons, cops and epic BAMFs have known for years, from robbing banks to counting cards to scoring free food. (Thanks Alex!)

Oh, you clever BBC: “When you take a class-ridden society with no ability to address it’s emotions and let it simmer for a thousand years you frankly have the perfect recipe for drama.”

Made of full grain leather, Whipping Post Guitar Bags are available in 3 finishes; they feature hand sewn satchels that use marine grade threading and include 1″ of high density foam padding.

Schmidt Revolution’s tuning kit for the Camaro SS pushes output to 625 hp with a compressor kit and BORLA stainless steel exhaust system; 22″ alloy wheels and a matte black body finish are available.

A BBC reporter is at a bar while the patrons all have their eyes on the Cheltenham Gold Cup horse race on TV. As soon as the winner crosses the line, a man goes nuts. Why? Listen closely.

Nearly 5 years since it was announced, we finally get to see some gameplay footage of Final Fantasy Versus XIII. The battle system seems similar to Kingdom Hearts and Crisis Core. Battles at 2:40.

The latest supercut from montage maker Harry Hanrahan will make you absolutely sick of the titular phrase. It also made us realize how hard it is to muster the enthusiasm to say it convincingly.

A cheap vinyl alternative to carbon fiber parts or slick paint jobs. It’s relatively easy to apply and comes in several finishes – carbon fiber, brushed aluminum, matte, even camo.

A street-legal version of the Touareg 3, the Race Touareg 3 has a 300-hp 2.5L TDI engine. Has 18-in wheels with gold finish, Recaro bucket seats and safety cage. Goes from 0-60mph in less than 6s.

(NSFW: Language) Colin Nissan’s Passive-Aggressive Alien Attack is an amusing look at hostile extraterrestrial moves – the kind that make you feel terrible about yourself. (Thanks RG!)

A Western Lowland gorilla named Ambam made history when he was spotted walking upright on his hind legs. That’s one huge step for a gorilla, one giant leap for primates. Original video here.

Some BMX riders have mad skills. Unfortunately, these guys can’t even get out of the starting gate – literally. Ok, I guess we should really blame the guy who lets the gate down too early.

This beauty combines the aesthetics of Italy’s Pininfarina with the Swiss watchmaking precision of Bovet. The stainless steel Cambiano chronograph is at once modern and timeless in style.

Jackass 3D was loaded with over the top antics from Johnny Knoxville and the gang. Now you’ll be able to see another 85 minutes of Jackassery when the extended version hits Joost on April Fools Day.