(Language NSFW) With our HQ in Chicago, we know a thing or two about the great Blizzpocalypse of 2011, and one thing we did not do was dare to step outside in the middle of the storm like these fools.

Looking to replace your old clock radio? Archos’ wireless gadget puts 12,000 web radio stations and 1,500 video channels at your bedside. It’ll also stream media from your PC or an SD card.

Etsy shop SewMuchStyle sells messenger bags/laptop sleeves made from used suit coats, so no two bags are alike. The size of the bag and the fabric colors are can be customized to your taste.

Freddie Wong works his usual magic to make his version of real life Mario Kart. It’s a shame that the racers were not wearing costumes, but at least the power-ups were not limited to bananas.

Sigourney Weaver looks on as comedian Sandi Toksvig – who has not ever seen Alien – plays the part of John Hurt on the Graham Norton Show in this comical reenactment of the chestburster scene.

The Carrera Mikrograph has an astonishingly accurate central chronograph hand that displays time at intervals of 1/100th of a second. The rose gold edition is limited to 150 pieces only.

Oh, those pigs are really in trouble now. Shouldn’t have stolen those eggs. They should consider growing plants around their fortress to fend off these monsters. Art by Tomasz Kaczkowski.

Made from fast-drying, heavy-duty nylon webbing, the simple yet tough Patagonia Travel belt features a concealed 19″ pocket to stash a spare key, some extra cash or small valuables. (Thanks Justin!)

We’ve tried to imitate Charles Barkley on the golf course to no avail, but we’re not going to even bother attempting to mimic his flow here, carefully styled and edited for T-Mobile. (Thanks Matthew!)

The Emissary MOLLE Messenger Bag has multiple zippered pockets and a rear CCW pocket and main compartment lined with loop tape for attaching holsters and other accessories. (Thanks Joel!)

Like chocolate and peanut butter, cats and laser pointers are unlikely mates that belong together. Here’s proof you could make a cat do just about anything for a chance to chase that darned dot.

(NSFW for language) It’s not new, but this amusing mashup of Lily Tomlin’s I Heart Huckabees rant and Bill O’Reilly’s Inside Edition freakout definitely fills the swear jar up to the brim. (Thanks Ron!)

Activision shuttered Bizarre Creations, the guys behind Project Gotham Racing, Geometry Wars, and the recent James Bond: Blood Stone. Say goodbye with this loving, but brief tribute.

The Wavegarden is a safe surfing environment perfect for people of all ages, fitness levels, and skills and is ideal for introducing the sport of surfing to those who do not have access to waves.

Also known as the EOS 600D, the new T3i offers the same 18MP CMOS sensor from the T2i, but adds a high-res tilt/swivel monitor, and improved full 1080p (30fps) video shooting.

With its final 18 months spent luxuriating in French Bordeaux barriques, the Dalmore Castle Leod limited edition single malt whisky offers a sensual finish of kiwi, sweet pear and sweet mango.

You may never get a chance to drive Pagani’s 700hp supercar in real life, but thanks to the guys at EA, you’ll be able to take it for a spin at speeds up to 230mph in the upcoming SHIFT 2 Unleashed.

Combining projected imagery with live action swordplay, artist Taichi Saotome takes on all comers with his mighty blade – even if they don’t actually exist. (Thanks Erick!)

CrabFu Artworks made this comically inefficient contraption – a hamster-driven miniature strandbeest. We love the impromptu soundtrack. Princess, princess is a hamster!

Sariel says that this 11-lb. tow truck is his most complex creation yet, and we believe him. 17 electric motors powers its moving parts, including the towing arm and the steerable front wheels.

Short-ranged, inaccurate, satisfyingly loud and very powerful. What action game would be complete without the trusty shotgun? Here’s a montage of its various video game incarnations.

Written by CSI creator Anthony E. Zuiker, Dark Prophecy combines traditional literature with other forms of media, special effects and interaction, letting readers act as the protagonists’ partner.

Snooky the cat seemed intrigued by a metronome, prompting his owner to place the device on the floor and let the cat inspect it. What follows is one of the more entertaining cat videos we’ve seen.