(NSFW: Language) If you believe Steve Jobs, the iPad 2 is a wondrous, amazing, revolutionary thing. Or if you watch this Apple parody, your illusions might just be ever-so-slightly iShattered.

The SZ-30MR may look like a typical mid-range camera, but it has a unique feature – it can capture full 16-megapixel stills while you’re shooting 1080p HD video through its 24x optical zoom lens.

There’s nothing like emerging from the bowels of the subway to find yourself in a new, vibrant part of the city. Sarah Klein and Tom Mason do their best to capture this in their all-too-short film.

It looked like Anarchy Reigns was just another brawler, but it’s got a new twist. Action Triggered Events (ATEs) disrupt your fights with tidal waves, blades of death and other catastrophic calamities.

OneMinuteGalactica shows us in the most gentle and persuasive way that rudeness can kill, over and over and over again, with this mashup of retro instruction and the Governator. (Thanks Bort!)

(NSFW: Language) This remake of Tron requires a bit of imagination from viewers. Yes, those swaths of cloth are meant to be lightcycle trails. You’d be surprised at how much damage they can deal.

By making good use of perspective and clever woodworking, mcwolles has managed to create a real life version of the granddaddy of troll physics, M.C. Escher’s famous Waterfall.

Novitec Rosso has unveiled their tuning program for the Ferrari 458 Italia. Mods include sleek carbon fiber body kits, a 609hp V8 engine, INCONEL exhausts, and leather and alcantara interior.

(NSFW: Language) We all know Scorpion’s signature quips, but what the hell are the others saying? YouTube user shinnox has translated the battle cries of Mortal Kombat characters. Or not.

Here’s a man putting a job rejection letter to good use – his kid loses it every time he hears the sound of paper being ripped. “Yeah! Screw ’em Dad! Tear that freakin’ paper up! That’ll show ’em!”

…to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) is the title of this 160-page compilation of offbeat cartoons from the slightly inappropriate, always irreverent TheOatmeal.com.

This Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood DLC centers on a quest to find Da Vinci and his paintings after he’s kidnapped. The multiplayer add-on includes 1 map, 4 characters, and 2 game modes. Out March 8th.

Michael Kalish took nearly three years to create this brilliant 360°, 22′ high portrait of Muhammad Ali, using 1,300 punching bags, 6.5 miles of steel cable, and 2,500 pounds of aluminum pipe.

Our favorite Japanese cat-in-a-box returns – this time he’s trying on some new hairstyles from inside his cardboard abode. We think he looks best as a redhead, but the bob is pretty funny too.

The grandchild of the Type 2, aka the hippie van. While we still prefer the look of the older model, the Bulli does have its own appeal. VW is said to be planning on releasing gas and electric versions.

This hilarious spoof by features a more familiar – and thus less adorable – Darth Vader, one he’s finally embraced the Dark Side. Unfortunately for him, he messed with the wrong brand of car.

We think there’s room for one more, but Johnny Mac and Alex Tanney may want to step off after checking out long snapper Zach Enyeart’s accuracy in this trick shot compilation. (Thanks Nate!)

Music video for Spotlight (Oh Nostalgia), a single from Patrick Stump’s debut solo EP Truant Wave. There are a lot of amazing things to see in the clip, not least of them a slimmer Patrick Stump.

One of the most badass cars to come out this year, the Agera R is equally mean inside – its 5L twin-turbo V8 cranks out up to 1,115hp. Does 0-62 in 2.9s with a theoretical top speed of 273mph.

We never really put it together, but Sam Rockwell does seem to get his groove on quite a bit in his films. From Confessions of a Dangerous Mind to Moon – no matter the part, Sam can dance.

If the teaser merely reminded you that the game existed, this trailer may make you pre-order the game. There’s realistic NPC movement, great lighting and a new way to help downed teammates.

Just 8.8mm thick, the iPad 2 trims 33% off its slim profile, gets a dual-core A5 CPU, front and rear cameras. Options: HDMI adapter, and a cover which wakes or sleeps the iPad when opened or closed.

Awwww look at the big dog. He just loves playing with that ball. Except he’s no ordinary dog, he’s a police dog. And that’s definitely not an ordinary ball. Still confused? Watch the video to find out.