Capcom’s action horror video game series turns 15 this year, and what better way to celebrate than to come out with more games. This trailer features snippets from the five upcoming RE games.

A boon for multi-taskers, Fred’s clever Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensil set is modeled after the classic Bic ballpoint stick pens, but in this case come with food-safe, reusable fork, knife and spoon caps.

A group of unemployed samurai must help stop an evil Lord and save the country from the rule of tyranny in this martial arts epic. We didn’t know there was such a thing as unemployed samurai.

Analog birthday cakes are so 20th century. Get into the new millennium and grab these dot-matrix candle holders that let ’em know the celebrant’s age in digits. Includes 26 candles for age 88.

A mechanical pencil with gears inside that rotate the lead to maintain a sharp tip. It doesn’t quite trump our favorite writing instrument, but props for making a pencil commercial seem exciting.

At first glance, Dark Matters’ music video for Kenton Slash Demon’s Daemon looks like laser beams, but on closer inspection, you’ll see that all of the shapes are made from illuminated string.

You can rest assured you won’t be seeing videos of some random dude’s junk on CuteRoulette. The site is 100% full of ridiculously cute clips of animals being adorable. Nawwwwwww.

Holly Thompson ended up in the hospital and on BBC’s Bizarre ER series after she dislocated her jaw by yawning. The solution was surprisingly simple. +1 for the totally unsympathetic narrator.

Anderson Germany’s Ferrari 458 Italia Black Carbon Edition includes a new sport hood, carbon air intakes, front apron, rear diffuser and 21″ carbon rims; power is boosted from 570 to 623 hp.

Compressing 11 hours into two minutes, Nate Bolt’s stop-motion vid of his flight from San Francisco to Paris includes sheer gorgeousness: mountains, stars wheeling overhead, and the Aurora Borealis.

The perfect bowl for just about everything we eat, the Obol can keep your cereal crunchy, your pie a la mode from pie a la melting, and your cookies at the ready to dip in milk. What’s not to like?

Because we love it when kids tell it like it is: check out the amusing, intelligent and articulate reactions these guys have to Rebecca Black’s putrid homage to the last day of the school (and work) week.

(NSFW: Language) Two really intense and hyped up Canadian soldiers show us how they make hot coffee in Afghanistan. The trick is to use heater packs and scream a lot. Oh and try not to get shot.

Re-issues of some of Braun’s clocks and watches from the 70s and 90s. The wristwatches were made “based on the original designs with slight modifications.” Minimalism at its finest.

We assume this cat is watching Animal Planet, or maybe he just likes CNN. We really can’t tell since the show is in Russian. Either way, kitty needs to get out of the house more and get some exercise.

(NSFW: Partial Nudity & Language) A man’s day goes from bad to worse and beyond, thanks to a cellphone and one creepy kid in Dirk Beliën’s Oscar-nominated dark comedy short, Gridlock.

This incredibly-preserved archive footage of San Francisco’s Market Street was filmed shortly before the great quake and fire of 1906. Makes you think how far we’ve come in 100 years.

This 2012 ‘Vette sports Carbon Flash metallic paint, satin aluminum wheels, red brake calipers, and magnetic selective ride control. Available in Z06, Grand Sport and ZR1 models. Happy 100th, Chevy!

The Seagate GoFlex Slim is a USB 3.0 external hard drive that is just 0.35-inch thick. Uses a 7200rpm 320GB drive. Has an NTFS pre-loader so you can use it with Macs without reformatting.

(NSFW: Brief Nudity) Last we saw from animatronic wiz John Nolan, he made a mouse pump iron. Check out more of his mind-blowing and creepy mechanical creations in his latest showreel.

Volker Hübner’s tablet is optimized for designers and artists. With a 15.6″ OLED screen, pressure-sensitive stylus, programmable buttons and scroll wheel, it’s like a Cintiq with a computer built-in.

There’s not a whole lot to be said about this 9-second clip, other than the fact that it deserves just as many views as Dramatic Chipmunk. Plus, it’s got “wiener” in the title.

(NSFW: Language) Tim Minchin weaves wonders with words. Now, his impassioned 9-minute beat poem Storm has been set to a series of images, vividly brought to life by animator DC Turner.