A friendly reminder – never ask a ninja to teach you math. If you can find one that is. T-shirt designed by Steven Barton. Comes in asphalt grey for guys, chalkboard green for girls only.

Star Wars characters quote line after depressing line from existentialist (and proto-Emo) Jean-Paul Sartre in an unlikely yet hilarious mashup, augmented with French gibberish.

Mizuno’s high-tech running shoe is designed to offer stability and cushioning with a pair of stacked “wave plates.” Its mesh skin flexes with your foot for optimal comfort. Plus, it just looks damned cool.

We’ve featured 3D projection maps before, but never one that incorporated an actual car into the display. This promo for the Hyundai Accent does an awesome job blending real and virtual worlds.

It’s almost like that last epicmealtime video got together with that Little Chefs clip and had a child. Can a parody video be so dead-on that it’s inseparable from the original? Yes, it can.

A rugged Android phone designed for adventurers, it’s designed to withstand extreme conditions, has special sensors for temperature, direction and speed and loaded with apps for outdoor types.

Trinity Orchestra, Ireland’s only fully student run orchestra, recently played Daft Punk’s Discovery – the first ever live full orchestral performance of the music of the beloved band. (Thanks Larry!)

Recently, a new line of Japan’s Shinkansen (aka bullet train) opened up in Kyushu. This is how the people welcomed the transport. My goodness. The background music is Boom! by Maia Hirasawa.

Michael Bay takes wraps off the full trailer for Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon, revealing more than ever as the Decepticons take on the Autobots (and mankind) and make a mess of Chicago.

(Slightly NSFW) An award-winning Lovecraftian short film about a Sex-Ed class gone horribly wrong. Directed by Craig Macneill and written and masterfully narrated by Clay McLeod Chapman.

One of the simplest yet most mind-blowing video game inventions of all time, the Portal gun would immediately make almost all other games ridiculously fun and easy, and SMB is no exception.

A video showing fire ants making a nigh-unsinkable raft out of their bodies, taken by Georgia Tech graduate student Nathan Mlot. The ants can also make a bubble of air if submerged underwater.

A DW-5600 decked out with the Baby Milo logo on a matte white body. This is just one of the watches that BAPE and Casio will release this year. Check this one out if you want something edgier.

Designed by John Greg Ball, the Subsonic Chair’s two 16″ subwoofers and two 4″ midrange speakers will let you thoroughly rock out to your favorite music, video or video game while sitting.

(NSFW: Language) Dax Shepard abandons comedy to pursue his dream of becoming an international martial arts star – with no formal training, budget or script – in David Palmer’s Brother’s Justice.

Go the F**k To Sleep is a subversive (and really not to be read aloud) bedtime book for parents who know that snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a child sailing off to dreamland.

Opaque ice cubes are so passé: check out Jacky TC Wu’s Polar Ice Tray; the water freezes from top to bottom, removing impurities and allowing the ice to remain clear. Bonus: sculpture mold included.

Nooka is hard at work, happily crafting their highly requested wall clock, which features time display, TDF LCD display and AUTO/motion activated electroluminescent back light. Preorder it for $500.

The morning program of The Onion had a short talk with the screenwriter of the upcoming movie Fast Five, 5-year old Chris Morgan. We could think of a few other movies that he might have written.

Commonly used office items that are stackable and have a harmonious color range, meant to reduce both the physical and visual clutter on desks. Designed by Adrian and Jeremy Wright.

There are kids out there who can hold their own in the kitchen, but we think it’s safe to say that most children need adult supervision. Really Karen? You had to wait til they used the oven?

You’re probably sick of the first 10 seconds by now, but trust us, this is the meatiest trailer yet. We would have loved it if the movie retained the original roster, but that’s just a minor quibble.

Blooming planktons are a feast for shoals of herring. The gathering creates a feast for seafaring birds, who gang up on the herring, pinning them from above and below. The – ohmygod.