Asian Carp are clogging up waterways around the country, and these guys think they have the solution. Ok, it’s not really a fix, but it’s still fun to watch a dude on waterskis get pelted by flying fish.

Get acquainted with the fundamentals of Brink, including gameplay modes, character progression and classes, and the HUD. At the very least it’s a chance to ogle at the game’s beautiful graphics.

Built in an edition of 9, Zagato’s sumptuous carbon fiber-bodied TZ3 Stradale, built for Alfa Romeo’s 100th Anniversary, has the soul of an Alfa and the badass heart of a Dodge Viper ACR.

While we’ve yet to see a video game that looks as good as the graphics in any game engine tech demo, we’re still wowed by the incredible-looking images from this Xbox 360/PS3 gaming engine.

Had enough of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force? The Adult Swim guys are sick of them too, so forget everything you know about Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad and get ready for the premiere 5/8.

Bonobos’ Air Balls chinos are comfy and classy enough for daily wear yet literally a snap to remove when it’s time to hit the gym or ball game – or other forms of physical activity *wink wink*.

It’s easy to dismiss concepts and visions of the future as impossible, but as this extremely prescient video from 1994 shows, some people really do have a firm grasp of what’s to come.

We’re not sure if this is an actual ad – the scent being advertised doesn’t appear to exist – but it makes use of the visual hyperbole in the Old Spice Guy campaign, so it’s fun to watch nonetheless.

A friendly reminder – never ask a ninja to teach you math. If you can find one that is. T-shirt designed by Steven Barton. Comes in asphalt grey for guys, chalkboard green for girls only.

Star Wars characters quote line after depressing line from existentialist (and proto-Emo) Jean-Paul Sartre in an unlikely yet hilarious mashup, augmented with French gibberish.

Mizuno’s high-tech running shoe is designed to offer stability and cushioning with a pair of stacked “wave plates.” Its mesh skin flexes with your foot for optimal comfort. Plus, it just looks damned cool.

We’ve featured 3D projection maps before, but never one that incorporated an actual car into the display. This promo for the Hyundai Accent does an awesome job blending real and virtual worlds.

It’s almost like that last epicmealtime video got together with that Little Chefs clip and had a child. Can a parody video be so dead-on that it’s inseparable from the original? Yes, it can.

A rugged Android phone designed for adventurers, it’s designed to withstand extreme conditions, has special sensors for temperature, direction and speed and loaded with apps for outdoor types.

Trinity Orchestra, Ireland’s only fully student run orchestra, recently played Daft Punk’s Discovery – the first ever live full orchestral performance of the music of the beloved band. (Thanks Larry!)

Recently, a new line of Japan’s Shinkansen (aka bullet train) opened up in Kyushu. This is how the people welcomed the transport. My goodness. The background music is Boom! by Maia Hirasawa.

Michael Bay takes wraps off the full trailer for Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon, revealing more than ever as the Decepticons take on the Autobots (and mankind) and make a mess of Chicago.

(Slightly NSFW) An award-winning Lovecraftian short film about a Sex-Ed class gone horribly wrong. Directed by Craig Macneill and written and masterfully narrated by Clay McLeod Chapman.

One of the simplest yet most mind-blowing video game inventions of all time, the Portal gun would immediately make almost all other games ridiculously fun and easy, and SMB is no exception.

A video showing fire ants making a nigh-unsinkable raft out of their bodies, taken by Georgia Tech graduate student Nathan Mlot. The ants can also make a bubble of air if submerged underwater.

A DW-5600 decked out with the Baby Milo logo on a matte white body. This is just one of the watches that BAPE and Casio will release this year. Check this one out if you want something edgier.

Designed by John Greg Ball, the Subsonic Chair’s two 16″ subwoofers and two 4″ midrange speakers will let you thoroughly rock out to your favorite music, video or video game while sitting.

(NSFW: Language) Dax Shepard abandons comedy to pursue his dream of becoming an international martial arts star – with no formal training, budget or script – in David Palmer’s Brother’s Justice.