An octopus at the Fitzgerald Marine Reserve slithered out of the water and left something for its visitors. We think it said, “I’ll give you this in exchange for my privacy. No? Dammit.”

Ezio Auditore can learn a trick or two from YouTuber MrTeamVideo’s Dovahkiin. You can’t be a suspect with this setup. We hope he muttered to the priest, “You are already dead” before he sat down.

After you’ve outfitted your kitchen with donut and cupcake makers, what else do you need? How about some delicious, individual pies – cooked from raw to deliciously brown in about 10 minutes.

The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary bundle comes with a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D and a sweet black 3DS decked with the Hyrule logo and gold embellishments.

While it’s probably better than cooking a turkey with thermite, we’re not sure feeding your venison Tannerite before shooting it with an automatic weapon will result in an edible dinner.

The new Porsche 911 Cabriolet models have a light and sturdy magnesium hood. The heat-insulated, sound-absorbing roof fits snugly to preserve the 911’s iconic outline.

This amazing clip shows the meticulous handcrafting of a tiny V12 motor. How tiny? The crankshaft could fit in your palm and the cylinders are only 11.3mm wide. It’s alive at about 8:07.

A lonely toy takes a journey through the great outdoors, thanks to a little help from his friends, his owner’s iMac, Google Street View, and a sense of imagination from The Theory.

Remember the hair dryer-fighting cat? His name is Oskar; he was born without formed eyeballs and thus can’t see. Here’s Oskar when he was 8 weeks old, getting his first toys – balls with bells inside.

Has a black upper, TPR straps, black waxed laces, charcoal EVA midsole and a black cup sole. Only 413 pairs will be sold so keep an eye out for these black beauties online when they drop on 11/25/11.

Sean Pecknold’s animated clip for The Shrine/An Argument off of Fleet Foxes’ Helplessness Blues is beautifully done. Are we the only ones who secretly wish animals really looked like this?

Autodromo wristwatches are made by racing fans for racing fans. The watch faces are inspired by the gauges on the dashboard of 20th century European race cars. Available in five variants.

(NSFW: Language) Witness the chaotic capabilities of dogs. It took just one of these creatures to throw an idyllic day at the park into a herd-displacing, traffic jam-inducing, curse-riddled chase.

Joel Brochu made a pointilist portrait of a beagle using 221,184 nonpareil candies. He placed each tiny sphere using a pair of jewelry tweezers on a board with double-sided tape and glue.

Drinkify is a simple concept. Input the artist you’re currently listening to and it suggests the proper libation for the tunes. They’re not always perfect suggestions but still a good excuse to get creative.

The main characters on The Walking Dead have thus far been spared from “being bit”, but that doesn’t mean we can’t imagine what they might look like if they eventually turned into zombies.

Infinity Blade 2 adds something else to the iOS-exclusive series aside from upgraded graphics and gameplay tweaks – a more in-depth and complex story, and English voice-overs.

Destin of Smarter Every Day traveled to Germany to meet master slingshot maker Jörg Sprave and discuss the numbers behind one of his creations. It feels wrong calling that huge ass cannon a slingshot.

Two cats enter, one cat leaves. Or something like that. Watch as these two feline opponents work on their best pro-wrestling moves in the SmackDown ring. Let’s get ready to… awwwwww.

Is that a carrot in the sauna, or do you just need glasses? This jocular ad for UK optical company Specsavers features Gordon Ramsay and a bumbling gent who could really use an eye exam.

You may know him as that guy who sang the theme song to How to Make it in America, but Aloe Blacc’s much more than that. Here he is singing Green Lights for the excellent Take Away Show series.

We’ve witnessed time-lapse footage from every corner of the globe, so why shouldn’t the virtual world of Skyrim get a chance to show off the beauty of its expansive environments?

Mountain biker Rossimo37 and his dog Lily zip around Trailside Park in Utah. Lily is such a bundle of energy that she keeps up no matter where her master’s speeding bike roams.