(NSFW: Language) Oh, kids. They’re so adorbz. Especially when they tweet about how grateful they are for their awesome holiday presents. Or not. And yes, those are actual tweets.

Add a little dino to your Earl Grey with this silicone tea infuser, designed to look like the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex on a leash, complete with enormous head and comically tiny arms.

They both can kill, but we’ll put our money on the half-ton reptile over the lowly gas-powered lawnmower. Poor croc lost a tooth in the ordeal, but it’s not like the lawnmower fared much better.

The big, bold RPM has 40mm drivers, robust articulating joints and gel-filled over-ear cushions. It has an interlocking coiled cable wrapped in braided fabric. Available in three color schemes.

Whether you prefer a hand car wash or one of those automated washes, there are lots of ways to get your car nice and clean. While this method may seem a bit unorthodox, it does do the trick.

Flickr user Jason Hull buys damaged 50s and 60s plastic cameras and guts them out to turn them into low cost yet beautiful nightlights. Keep tabs on his Etsy shop for new stock.

We’ve seen babies stop crying and start rocking out to good music. Golden the dog proves that man’s best bud can appreciate a nice tune as well. He looks so mad whenever the music stops.

The latest product from Hennessey Performance has an engine as shocking as its price tag: an 805hp 7.0L twin-turbo, making it go from 0 to 60 in just 3.1s. A freaking SUV with supercar speeds.

The creepy trailer for upcoming adventure game STASIS reminds us more than a little bit of Alien, while the game’s isometric style reads like Fallout or Diablo. More gameplay here.

Weighing over a ton, and donning deadly snout-horns, you can only imagine the blood-curdling war-cry of the Rhinoceros. Watch this video, and your illusions will be shattered like candy glass.

These pitch black knives mean business in the kitchen. Their matte black coating also provides a solid gripping surface. Splurge and pick up the magnetic holder strip to really show them off.

An Android app that locates the best sports games in progress, along with the channel they’re on. If you have a TiVo, DirecTV or Google TV you can even use the app to switch to the right TV channel.

Closet overflowing with more smart-ass tees than you know what to do with? Well add one more to the pile. It’s the most meta t-shirt you’ll see today, from of the wiseacres at TopatoCo and Fumboo.

While at the girls’ section of a toy store, Riley had an epiphany: Girls’ toys are often pink. Then she uncovers more and more and is not pleased about it. Riley, have your parents read this to you.

It’s not like we haven’t seen bikes that fold up to save space before. But Dominic Hargreaves’ prototype folding bike collapses down to the diameter of the wheel itself.

Send your portrait to Etsy seller lilimandrill and they’ll hand-draw and hand-carve a chunk of rubber and turn your faces into stamps. A unique yet easy way of marking personalized stationery.

Freddie Wong follows up on his realistic Battlefield game. The natural audio and visual communication make for good co-op, but we’re not sure if we really want this level of graphical fidelity.

A group of “Canon commandos” in a shoot-out against “Nikon terrorists” using – you guessed it – cameras as weapons. Essentially an extended version of The Camera Store’s commercial.

A space-exploring monkey goes on a trippy ride in the music video for Dan Dan, a head-bopping single from the French-Canadian electro band Misteur Valaire. The music video was made by Paf Paf.

DJ Earworm mashes up 25 of the biggest hits of 2011 and manages to turn them into a pretty solid dance track that in some ways supersedes the original pop tunes. Grab the MP3 here.

For some strange reason, this guy likes to stack random crap on his cats. Usually, they seem completely tolerant of this humiliating exercise, but we guess they draw the line at silly party hats.

Your half-and-half will look way cooler served in Fred & Friends’ clear glass half-pint container. Just don’t use it for long-term storage – milk doesn’t keep as long in the light, especially left open.

(NSFW: Language) Rigor Tortoise Comedy butt in the walkie talkie conversations between Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman and the rest of the cast of Die Hard, including the funniest cop we’ve ever seen.