This delectable dinner has eight pepperoni-suckered arms to hold you – but you have a plan of attack – just pluck off and devour its tentacles one-by-one until they’re all in your belly.

(NSFW: Language) Matthijs_Vlot edited clips from Lance Armstrong’s infamous interview with Oprah to make a suitable rendition of Radiohead’s Creep. It conveys the reaction to his confessions pretty well.

Take 4:40 out of your day and expand your mind – check out Powwow Trail, part of The Ways, an ongoing series of stories on culture and language from Native communities around the Great Lakes.

With macho aromas like Beer and Log Cabin, Adam Anderson’s handcrafted Mansoaps are an easy gift. We’re patiently waiting for Post Football Practice and Dirty Socks to be added to the repertoire.

A lighthearted moment that occurred in the midst of an intense Russian Professional Basketball League game. After faking out his defender, the ballhandler near the top of the key spots a free man…

The Pen Mouse is an alternative pointing device for people who prefer to grip a pen. It can scan at 400-1200 DPI on nearly any surface. It runs on 1 AAA battery. Also available from Newegg.

Would you take fashion advice from a dog? What if he’s as fly as Menswear Dog? This 3-year old Shiba Inu from New York models preppy clothes and suggests complementary apparel on his website.

(NSFW) If you like RPGs, you’ll love this short. Two strangers embark on an epic adventure in search of… The Reward. An awesome animated short made by students at Denmark’s The Animation Workshop.

British singer Sivu went inside an MRI scanner and sang repeatedly for 2 to 3 hours to make this music video. The result is bizarrely hypnotic. At the very least it’ll make you suspicious of your tongue.

Suck UK has found a clever use for hampers, letting you use your dirty clothes to practice your jabs, hooks and uppercuts. Or you can just use it as a cool knapsack.

(PG-13 Langugage) Want to listen to the theme of your favorite TV show? How about the sound of the PlayStation booting up? Or maybe you just want to play a drum roll. This crowdsourced soundboard has it all.

Designed by Eeva Lithovius, each skinny Klaffi shelf has foldable platforms, so you can expand and adjust it as needed. Available in lacquered MDF or solid oak. Also available here.

(Lyrics NSFW) While we learned earlier how to fight a little girl, we’re going to have to prepare a whole new strategy for this little spitfire and her mad boxing and blocking skills. (Thanks Jack!)

A wearable Swiss army knife. The Man Ring is made of titanium and comes with five (tiny) tools: a bottle opener, a straight blade, a serrated blade, a saw and a comb for your glorious mustache.

This 84-year-old gamer may not be as skilled as Old Grandma Hardcore, but he’s just as intense as her and anyone who’s ever been sucked into a gaming session. His squeals are hilarious.

The gang from Collective Cadenza walk us through the evolution of tunes in which women take the lead in the relationship. It all went horribly off the rails in 1996. Get the guys’ perspective here.

A commercial for the second season of Black Mirror, a show by British satirist Charlie Brooker about the consequences of gadget addiction. Sadly, it will be aired only in the UK. Season 1 DVD here.

Show your girl you seriously love her with this hankie when you take her out this Valentine’s Day that actually blocks cell signals. Includes a dark Mexican chocolate bar for extra Brownie points.

YouTuber Mikkii D has a joke for you: a dog with a stick walks into a fence. A dog with a stick walks into a fence. A dog with a stick finally gets through the fence. A dog with a stick walks into a post.

Prepare to write your dopest lines while Beatbox Goat takes care of the percussion. Seriously though don’t fool around with goats and their horns. You might be in for a different kind of beat.

(NSFW: Language) A 28-min. film set in World War I. Hollywood has flooded us with war movies, but if you have the time – and ample reserves of happiness – you’re in for a moving work of art.

Football phenom Johnny Manziel is known for his agility and speed, but if you’re wondering if he has the eagle eyes of an elite quarterback, watch him match Dude Perfect trick shot for trick shot.

A grainy, retro-styled documentary which provides insight into the history of Bioshock: Infinite’s unusual floating city, Columbia. On second thought, it asks more questions than it answers.