Redditor anhydrous claims that their mom’s cockatoo has been trying to kill him for the last 10 years. And that it ate part of his brother’s ear. The crazy-eyed bird even knows when to attack. Cue Jaws music.

(Offensive humor) Nicholas Smal and Gareth Allison turn the tables on Mister Epic Mann’s viral video about how animals eat. Who knew hippos were such douchebags? Seriously though America, stop doing that.

Did you know that there we actually cry three different types of tears? Learn all about them and more as AsapScience discusses a couple of theories and claims about why humans are such crybabies.

The eighth installment of Household Hacker’s Quick and Simple Life Hacks series. We think some of the tips are pretty common – if not outright obvious – but the spaghetti trick is pretty neat.

Invisiplugs are power strips that hide in plain sight. They come in three different shades of woodgrain print – light natural, medium cherry and dark oak – to match hardwood floors and walls. Now if only cords were brown…

Listen as Carillonneur (yes that is a job) Lyle Anderson plays the theme from Game of Thrones on the University of Wisconsin – Madison’s 56-bell carillon tower. Lyle himself looks like he could be a member of the cast.

A collection of fan-contributed t-shirt designs that pay tribute to Marvel’s cocky, red and gold armor-clad hero, Iron Man. Our personal favorite is Dan Burgess’ Melting Point, but it’s really hard to pick just one.

(Gore) Sorry folks, the latest game announced by Bethesda isn’t Fallout 4, but a survival horror game from the twisted mind of Shinji Mikami of Resident Evil fame. Not to worry, we’re pretty sure Fallout 4 is also in production.

By pitch-shifting Pharrell’s vocals, YouTuber Maim Ixed envisions an alternate reality where Michael Jackson was still with us and teams up with Daft Punk and Nile Rogers for what could have been the best collaboration of his career.

We’ve seen some well-trained dogs before, but this Australian Cattle Dog seems to clearly understand exactly what its owner is saying, every step of the way – going well beyond the simple “sit, stay” that most dogs can handle.

Look regal on your vessel – even if it’s just a beat-up bike – with this cap. It combines the classy look of a seafaring captain’s hat with the convenience of snapback caps thanks to its snap fasteners. Available in several colors.

For high-rolling RC car enthusiasts. The Mammuth Rewarron is a 1:3 scale 4-wheel drive trophy truck. It has a 4-stroke engine, oil-filled dampers, oil disc brakes and variable coil springs. It’s basically a real truck, only smaller.

The old bridge over Lake Marble Falls met its maker as the Texas DOT conducted a controlled demolition of the structure. Photographer Kirk Drummond captured the explosion in glorious 300fps slow-mo with a RED EPIC camera.

Vocalist Dwayne Cooke shares more than a last name with Soul master Sam Cooke. Listen in awe as the kid blasts out A Change is Gonna Come. His minimal clothing and setting just further reinforce his raw talent.

(NSFW: Language, Gore) A group of friends unwittingly summon a demon using a Ouija board. A perfect, tight horror short directed by Anthony Melton. Part of the Bloody Cuts series.

1A4 Studio’s hyperactive speedruns just get better and better. Their latest episode takes on Star Wars Episode IV. It actually does a good job of summarizing the movie while sneaking in a couple of jokes.

The robots come down from their TRON high and rediscover their funk in Get Lucky, the debut single from their upcoming Random Access Memories. Featuring the ageless Pharrell Williams and disco legend Nile Rodgers.

(NSFL) ZeFrank’s latest True Facts episode may feature a very common animal, but trust us, this is his weirdest and freakiest episode yet. Ducks are straight up hentai material.

An amusing commercial from a few years back for hospitality jobs site Caterer.com in which we get a glimpse at the perpetually pissed off chef Gordon Ramsay as a child. We so wanted him to call his mum a donkey. More here.

Want to know what your mutt’s actual breeds are? Mars Veterinary sells identification kits that will help you determine your dog’s ancestry using a painless and easy to use swab kit. They also sell kits to verify purebreds.

An Airbus A340 makes a landing on a foggy runway in Zurich, Switzerland, creating a beautiful vortex effect as its wings penetrate the misty night air. (Thanks Michael!)

Every domesticated animal we’ve ever know runs for the hills or freaks out when the vacuum cleaner goes on. Not so for this orange tabby, who not only isn’t scared of the appliance, he thinks it’s a delectable treat. Weirdo.

A group of art students at the UK’s University of Derby have been creating a series of images using the CMYK halftone technique to reproduce color photos – with one minor difference – they’re drawing every single dot by hand.