(NSFW: Language) YouTuber TheGamerChick commemmorated Star Wars Day with these funny takes on what infomercials might look like in a galaxy far, far away. Juuuust Dip It in Carbonite!

The new 911 Turbo and Turbo S have a twin-turbo flat six engine that produces up to 560hp, an all wheel drive system, improved transmission, 20″ wheels, LED headlights and adjustable front spoiler and rear wing.

And the Man Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse Award goes to Joerg Sprave, who shows us how you can turn a cheap toilet brush and a nail into a deadly projectile. Oh yeah, you need a giant slingshot gun to fire it from.

Like Alchemy Goods’ other products, the Elliott toiletry bag is made from used inner tubes. The Elliott in particular is made from reclaimed truck tubes, making it durable and unique. A smaller version is also available.

Mike Relm mashed up sample sounds from all three Iron Man movies with various hip hop tracks, then made this matching video for the resulting mix. This reminds us how awesome the first movie really was. Get the audio here.

Is being a backup singer a stepping stone or a black hole that aspiring stars should avoid? Morgan Neville presents “the untold true story of the backup singers behind some of the greatest musical legends of the 21st century.”

(Gore) We don’t advocate the roadkill hood ornament aspect of this stop-motion chip, but we couldn’t resist the insane vehicular combat between the two tiny wheeled opponents in this animation by Stoopid Buddy Stoodios. oo. oo.

If Ellen has sent her staff to find this young boy in the Philippines to sing on her show, would we be disappointed? No. Aldrich Talonding has big talent and soul in a kid’s body. (Thanks Fred!)

Maddie Sharafian and her family love to cook for each other. The CalArts student made this animated short to show “how meaningful it is to make food for someone you love.” The song is Águas de Marco by Elis Regina.

Erock returns with another rockin’ arrangement, this time shredding The King of Pop’s classics Smooth Criminal and Beat It on his electric guitar. We’re betting he couldn’t play as fast wearing a sequined glove though.

Pleated Jeans talks about the elusive introvert in the style of ZeFrank’s True Facts. It’s actually educational, though last time we checked, introverts don’t have the tendency to mangle people’s names.

Hard Graft has released one of the most beautiful phone cases we’ve ever seen. The bumper is handmade from nothing but Italian leather. The optional wool cover provides added protection for the iPhone 5’s screen.

Director Adam Patch made this short film to accompany his wife Morgan’s drunk comedy routine. Two Chips proves that in many cases, the success of a joke relies almost entirely on its delivery.

We may not have jetpacks or hoverboards yet, but we do have a street-legal car that transforms into an airplane. The Transition’s 100hp engine lets you go up to 65mph on the road and up to 115mph in the sky.

Flatland phenom Kilian Martin wows us again, this time showcasing his unorthodox style of graceful skateboarding in various locations in India. Directed by Brett Novak. The song is Take Us Alive by Other Lives.

After Foodbeast schooled us on how to devour a cupcake, they’re back to make us unlearn the way we’ve been chomping on apples all our lives. Apparently, if you eat ’em top-to-bottom, you do away with all of those wasted cores.

A unique food delivery service for New Yorkers. Pick a recipe from their site and they’ll send you the fresh ingredients and an instructional video. For every order, Chefday will donate the same meal to Food Bank for NYC.

If Olympus Has Fallen didn’t quench your thirst for White House hostage dramas, check out this explosive thriller starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx. From the director of Independence Day and Godzilla, so you know what to expect.

Say the zombie apocalypse has arrived, and you’re scrounging through houses for food. You find a can of your favorite potted meat product, but can’t find an opener. Now if only we could tell the difference between pears and peaches.

These portable bunk beds have abrasion- and mildew-resistant polyester mats, steel frames and interlocking discs for easy assembly. It can also be used as a bench and has lots of pockets. You’d better have a big ass tent though.

Johan Scherft makes realistic life-size papercraft scale models of birds. He makes templates on a PC then paints the printed templates by hand. He also has a few colored templates on his site and tutorials on YouTube.

Designer Thibaut Rouganne came up with the Envol, a portable desk for frequent travelers who could use a workspace on the go. The Envol can be used on a table or while in bed. It also doubles as a briefcase.

(NSFW: language) Well, that explains things: Bitchy Resting Face is a disorder that affects millions of women each day; thanks to our friends at FoD, recognition of the problem is the first step to a cure. (Thanks Joshua!)