(NSFW: Language) A way for disappointed (or jealous) parents to raise money so they can bribe their kids to stop with their dreams and crap and get a real job. We’d just take the money and run. We regret nothing! Kind of.

The music video for Kong, a single from Close to the Glass, the upcoming album by German rock band The Notwist. The band is known for hopping across genres, and this time around it seems like they’re going for a bright pop sound.

Sinister is a hand-shaped gamepad for Windows, Linux and OS X computers. Not only are its length and arch adjustable to fit your hand, you can also reposition its buttons and analog stick. It also has an enhanced rumble feature.

Featuring stunning locales and cinematography, and backed by Johnny Cash’s soul-stirring Ain’t No Grave, if this short film by Garchois Films doesn’t inspire you to get out and explore the world, we don’t know what will.

The revamped MMORPG will soon be released for the PS4, with support for mouse & keyboard and Remote Play with the PS Vita. Owners of the PS3 version will be able to upgrade to the PS4 version for free. Sign-up for the beta here.

ScotteVest stepped its pocket game up. Part of a new collection, this hooded vest has 42 pockets, including a spacious back pocket and multiple “power pockets” for portable battery packs that let you charge gadgets in the other pockets.

We have no idea if the unstoppable, invincible, invulnerable, fantastic Argoman is a superhero, a supervillain, or just some jerk in a tight-fitting outfit, but thankfully Netflix has it on DVD, and we’re adding it to the top of our queue right now.

Devin Graham promoted Bear Naked by setting up an oversize bowling lane using inflatable pins, a Zorb globe and a snowy hillside in Mammoth, California. This is probably the safest stunt he and his friends have pulled.

Richard Turner calls himself a “card mechanic” but at the end of the day, he’s an master of sleight of hand who can move cards around the deck to suit his whim without the benefit of sight. And yes, he has a son named “Ace of Spades.”

OBEY THE BEARD. YouTuber nonamesleft used Source Filmmaker to make a short music video for Obey the Beard by the comical heavy metal band Psychostick. Screw portable chargers, let’s all just grow beards.

This tiny pair of devices are much more than just headphones. Dash streams music via Bluetooth, but it’s also a music player by itself with 4GB of storage. It’s also a fitness tracker and a Bluetooth headset.

This lonely little robot has just one job to do – to tell the time by writing it down, then erasing it, over and over and over again. Even though it has no feelings, we’ve attached some and decided it’s the world’s most depressed robot.

The latest in Ferrari’s drop top line, the California T carries the company’s new engine, a turbocharged 3.9L V8 that produces up to 560hp and 557 lb-ft of torque. It goes from 0 to 62mph in 3.6s and has a top speed of 196mph.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon – or Matt Damon and Ben Affleck – urge you to donate to their causes. As soon as they stop their pissing contest. Each $10+ donation earns you a raffle ticket, with the prize being a day w/ MattFleck.

Radiohead have released PolyFauna an app that combines sounds from Bloom off of 2011’s The King of Limbswith trippy visuals that transform your surroundings into digial landscapes just begging to be explored. Android version here.

While animator Eyspire’s short clip tries to make a point about how stealing iconic imagery from classic games never ends well, it only served to inspire us to want a co-op game which lets you play as either Mario or Flappy Bird.

The perfect companion to Go the F**k to Sleep, Movies R Fun! features classic scenes from R-rated flicks like Fargo, Alien, The Godfather and Die Hard, illustrated in the style of children’s books. Illustrated by Pixar animator Josh Cooley.

Another day, another snowstorm on the East Coast. Doing his best to make lemonade from New York City’s snow-covered lemons, Casey Neistat decided to bust out his snowboard and take it for a little ride through the slush.

If you’ve ever thought about taking a ride on a luge, you’ll probably reconsider it after you watch this clip of doubles luger Matt Morenson as careening down an Olympic track at speeds greater than 80MPH. Take another ride here.

High rollers, join the Mile Low Club with Lovers Deep, a luxurious submarine intended for couples. A chef will prepare an “aphrodisiac tasting menu” and a butler will ensure that you and your lover will be chillin’ like villains.

Valentine’s Day is here, so it’s time to break out the chocolates, roses, cook a nice dinner, go see a chick flick, and then move in for the big kiss. Just don’t take any pointers from this video.

Citizen Brick complements its first Breaking Bad playset with the “Albuquerque Action Squad.” Featuring the Law Enforcement Enthusiast, the Drug Dealing Enthusiast, and the Legal Defense Enthusiast, aka Saul, Jesse and Hank.

Think your Instagram account is awesome? Check out chef Bart von Olphen’s Bart’s Fish Tales. It’s a cooking show where each episode is crammed into Instagram’s 15-second video limit.