(NSFW) You know how we’re supposed to use the Internet to advance humanity, but half of the time we’re just using it to stock up on gifs and upload selfies? Apply that to time travel and you get Timeholes. Great freakin’ Scott. Just great.

The robots returned the favor and contributed to this unsurprising yet catchy funk track for Pharrell Williams’ upcoming album G I R L. You can also stream the entire album on iTunes Radio (link opens iTunes). Awesome remix here.

Snowboarder Matt Annetts glides down an insanely steep, 3600+ foot-tall mountainside in this excerpt from Nuit de la Glisse’s feature film IMAGINE: Life Spent on the Edge, an exploration of some of the world’s greatest adventurers.

In 1999, after his son committed suicide, Steve Fugate left his successful businesses and started walking across the United States. He’s doing it to remind other people and himself not to lose hope. Steve has walked over 34,000mi and counting.

Resource Furniture’s Stealth Kitchen is a modular and highly customizable cabinet that conceals kitchen appliances and storage. Its available in a variety of sizes as well as wood and lacquer finishes to make it blend in your home.

If Bruce Wayne lived in the same universe as Skynet, you know he’d outlast us all. Obviously he’d try to take on the evil A.I. as well. That’s exactly the premise of this concept animated short film by Mitchell Hammond.

The family man’s best bet at owning a Jaaaag. The XFR-S Sportbrake is powered by the same 5L supercharged V8 that’s in the XFR-S, XKR-S and F-Type R, only this time you can hit 186mph with your loved ones and luggage in tow.

Vasily Patrakov, Alex Chigretskiy and 3RUN head to Israel for this POV parkour video. They start off doing Mirror’s Edge style roof-runs, but soon find themselves jumping and planting their feet all over the country. IN SANDALS.

In this unique and critically-acclaimed game by Kent Hudson, you play an entity influencing a household headed by a writer struggling to finish the most important work of his career without losing touch with the ones he loves.

(NSFW: Language) Perhaps the greatest stunt ever performed in GTA V, the guys from Rooster Teeth attempt to jump their cars over a boatload of buses. Jump to 13:00 in the video for the big stunt. WHOA! HE’S STILL IN THE AIR!

Online auto show Big Muscle calls this enchanting customized 1920s hot rod “a gold mine of imagination.” Ben McCloy and his friend made the car as a labor of love. It returned the favor by opening doors to new opportunities.

Make Co.’s Makemoney Clip has a raw but elegant design. It’s made of either copper or bronze and will darken naturally over time, making each one unique. You can keep it shiny with a little polish if you wish.

YouTuber Kieran D shared this video of his buddy Dave trying to figure out how to use a ski resort’s T-lift while on his snowboard. That poor attendant. Fun fact: apparently Dave’s actual name is Frank. It’s so him.

Last year, NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon took a car salesman on the ride of his life, but the internet was doubtful of its veracity. Now, Jeff is back to pull a similar prank on Jalopnik writer Travis Okulski – one of the original’s biggest skeptics.

CGI Chuck Norris trumped JCVD’s real world epic split. YouTuber Linh Mai is here to even the score. The next time you look at the calm, peaceful and star-filled night sky, you won’t be able to stop yourself from chuckling.

SanDisk managed to cram a whopping 128GB of storage in its newest microSD card, way more than the capacity of most smartphones, tablets or digital cameras. The card is also water-, magnet-, X-ray- and shock-proof.

We’ve teamed up with Gear Diary to give away this awesome prize pack worth ~$500, including a booq Python Slimpack, a Griffin MotoTC Rally R/C car, Marshall Major Headphones and an EcoXBT Bluetooth Speaker! (Ends 3/10/14)

This amazingly animated short film by Olof Storm follows the daily routine of a supernatural being called Vesper, who also happens to be The Evening Star (aka Venus). We think he should make a whole series of these for each planet.

Steve Powers outlines the average person’s daily seven stages of grief. Perhaps sensing that most of us aren’t willing to pay just to be reminded that life is hell, Steve says it’s okay if you settle for a copy of the poster’s photo.

A mashup of Super Mario Bros. and Seinfeld by animator EsquireBob. The casting of Toad as George Costanza is priceless. If relationship Toad walks through this door, he will kill independent Toad. A Toad divided against itself cannot stand!

The first episode of Grantland’s documentary series on NBA player Steve Nash. Now at the twilight of his career, the two-time MVP is beset with injuries and the realities of aging. But he’s not ready to give up just yet.

The dual-screened Android smartphone is now available for pre-order in Russia and select European countries. Its 4.7″ rear touchscreen uses E-ink, allowing it to display images and other data with little to no battery consumption.

(NSFW: Language) “All started on park benches with Dante, predicting the future, so observant I’m clairvoyant, the frame can’t contain it, I’m painting a rare portrait.” Talib Kweli looks back on his journey so far in his usual ill flow.