(Crude Humor) We’ve all been there – sitting in a public restroom stall only to find there’s no toilet paper left. Cyanide & Happiness shows us what happens when we don’t just politely ask our neighbors to share a square.

A bungee cord strap with several loops along its length. It won’t tangle and comes with a pair of dual-sided carabiners. Use it to secure odd-shaped cargo, as a clothesline when camping and more. Available in 5′ and 3′ lengths.

“The Meat Planet was formed 15 billion years ago, when an early god exploded or something at 40,000 mph.” Darren Cullen & Mark Tolson remixed Carl Sagan’s lines from Cosmos to create this hilarious profile of The Meat Planet.

A laser pointer times 10,000, this incredibly powerful 5 Kilowatt device by TWI can be used for making quick work of metal demolition and decommissioning work. Now if we can just get one with a backpack power supply…

Star Wars’ March Madness is a fan voting character tournament. Until 3/17, you can Predict the Madness by creating your own bracket. The most accurate brackets get a chance to win a prize from Sideshow Collectibles.

BrickBox is a modular shelf made of wooden boxes with handles. Each box has two nylon feet on one side and holes on the other side to stack boxes firmly together. You can customize each box with doors, dividers and casters.

Caffeine Creations baked and ate a cake while hooked up to a TENS machine – a gadget that’s supposed to relieve pain via low intensity electrocution. Its medical value is dubious, but its comedic value? Proven. Captions available.

An adaptation of Mike Lacher’s legendary tale… about the time he fixed his girlfriend’s grandparent’s Internet connection. Narrated by none other than H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob’s Burgers) and animated by Jesse Benjamin.

Seinfeld is known as the “show about nothing.” However, LJ Frezza must have misheard it, because he turned the sitcom into a show about no one. Seinfeld meets 28 Days Later in this hilarious, sad, and creepy supercut.

Rimsky-Korsakov’s Flight of the Bumblebee is challenging enough to play on a musical instrument, so when we stumbled onto opera singer Malena Ernman performing the song with her voice, we were speechless.

Blizzard’s digital collectible card game is now out for Windows and OS X. CCG veterans may find it lacking, but Hearthstone’s polished presentation and matchmaking make it a great starting point for newbies and casual card gamers.

Razer updates its svelte 14″ gaming laptop. The 2014 Razer Blade has a crazy 3200 x 1800 qHD touchscreen, 2.2GHz Intel Core i7-4702HQ CPU, Nvidia GTX 870M GPU, 8GB RAM, 3 USB 3.0 ports, an HDMI 1.4 port and Windows 8.1.

Infiniti Red Bull Racing drivers Sebastian Vettel and Daniel Ricciardo go over the adjustments they made to their Formula One car in response to the 2014 rule changes, which focus on fuel efficiency and safety.

A sweet and spicy condiment made by California-based Sosu Sauces. Each jar of Srirachup is made from 2lb. of freshly picked tomatoes mixed with Sosu Sauces’ own blend of sriracha sauce.

(NSFW: Language) You’ll come close to wetting yourself more than once as these drivers, riders, pedestrians and other lucky souls each come within inches of certain doom, yet somehow manage to avoid their fates.

One of the reasons we hate to tuck in our shirts is that by a couple hours into the day, it’s all messed up and has to be constantly retucked. This ingenious magnetic gadget ensures your shirt stays in just the right place all day long.

A fascinating look at the Leidenfrost effect, in which heated water droplets move towards each other and coalesce, as well as scenarios in which water droplets can actually climb uphill, or even be self-propelled along a pre-arranged path.

YouTuber MonsieurCaron recreated The Simpsons’ couch gag three times in this stop-motion animation. He mixed and matched pieces and minifigures from the LEGO The Simpsons set and The LEGO Movie sets to create the mashup.

Made from authentic Indian camel leather with iron and brass hardware, Buffalo Jackson’s shoulder briefcase would be the one that Indiana Jones carried his Mac Book in – if there were such a thing as a laptop back in the 1930s.

An upcoming short film from Joey Ciccoline (88:88), Eidolon follows a man’s quest to find a cure for his ailing sister. Only in death does he unlock the secret which could save her. Inspired by Makeup and Vanity Set’s album Wilderness.

A first-person voxel-based open world RPG. It’s like Minecraft, but with more role playing elements. Its crafting system is also focused on weapons and vehicles. You can also explore other planets, each made of billions of blocks.

An amazingly compact device which can provide steady video shots from any camera with a standard tripod mount. Its folding legs double as both counterbalance weights and an impromptu tripod base. Jump to 4:00 to see it in action.

Plasma speakers are nothing new to science geeks, but the guys at ExcelPhysics are making them accessible to anyone. The kits reproduce sound by modulating a high voltage electrical arc. Just plug in your audio source, and zap away!