Comedian Jim Breuer hunts down Elwood Edwards, the man behind AOL’s “Welcome”, “You’ve Got Mail”, “Goodbye” and other digital catchphrases. Now if only he could find the guy who mailed out all those damned CD-ROMs.

Limited to just 9,999 copies, this ruled notebook is individually numbered and “Homer Certimafied.” On the inside back cover, you’ll find a map of Springfield, and includes some fun Simpsons stickers to embellish your pages.

In what seemed to be a scene from a superhero movie, a whirling dust devil threw smoldering tumbleweeds around, then sucked and spread the fire from a controlled burn in Denver. It’s this peaceful whirlwind’s evil brother.

Developed by GE with Quirky, Aros is an air conditioner that adapts to your schedule and budget. Control it from anywhere via a mobile app. It can suggest settings based on your budget, along with your usage and the weather.

We’ve teamed up with EVOLVE to give away prizes worth $350+: Ogio Commuter Backpack a Jackery Air Battery Pack, a Beatblock Speaker, a Pad & Quill iPhone Case, a Modify Plaid Watch and a Microsoft Skwak Mouse! (Ends 4/1/14)

This hypnotic compilation of some of the fastest choppers, dicers and slicers in the kitchen does not involve any loss of digits or blood. While their speed is impressive, none of them have anywhere near the precision of this guy.

An audio news app for iOS and Android. Newsbeat lets you pick from a variety of newspapers and other news sources and will read article summaries to you using text-to-speech. It also supports voice commands. More here.

Guus Ter Beek and Tayfun Sarier are out to make London look like a digital image, or at least a fake one. The duo make stickers that look like the Eraser tool from Photoshop and plaster it over ads, street signs and graffiti.

A new prisoner finds himself sharing a cell with a man who has an… unusual invention. James W. Griffiths and Sophie Venner won the 2014 BAFTA British Short Film award for Room 8. Written by Geoffrey S. Fletcher (Precious).

The NM4’s “neo-futuristic” design was inspired by manga and anime. It has a 745cc twin-cylinder engine that produces 50bhp and 50lb.ft. of torque. It will also have a variant that doesn’t have the wide rear utility boxes.

An old man stuck inside roams free in his mind. The music video for Dreamin’, an excellent track from Scott Reitherman aka Pillar Point’s debut album. Directed by Wild Combination. Dance by the incredible Dai Omiya.

A fast-paced arcade shooter by Vlambeer (Ridiculous Fishing, Super Crate Box). Mix and match airplane parts and engage in frantic dogfights while bopping to the sweet soundtrack. For Windows, OS X, Linux, PS3 & PS Vita.

An add-on for GoPro cameras, Gon’Feel tracks position, speed and other metrics in real time. Its software lets you overlay a synchronized on-screen display showing the captured data in your GoPro recording. More here.

Brooklyn’s Bottleneck Art Gallery is showcasing awesome glow in the dark prints from various artists with its When The Lights Go Out 2 art show. The pieces are based on popular movies, TV shows and video games.

Think of the AryaBall like one of those Russian stacking dolls – but for sports. This clever toy manages to pack a football, a flying disc, and kid’s baseball/golf ball inside a soccer ball. For a little extra, you can have a combo bat/mini golf club.

Magician Jose Ahonen tricks dogs by making a tasty treat disappear in front of their eyes. It seems like Sälli and Torsti are not fond of wizards. Here’s a similar prank from a Japanese show.

A beautiful mix of sweet, sour and spicy, this chutney-like hot sauce combines tangy mangos, sweet pickle relish, and the hotness of yellow fatalli peppers. Great on mexican food, but also perfect on grilled chicken or pork chops.

There is nothing common about this octopus, as it shows its smarts and dexterity when presented with a crab inside a glass jar. Later, it manages to enjoy its meal from inside of a beaker, and cram itself into a octopus habitrail.

The X-Men must send Wolverine back into the past to change the course of history and prevent the catastrophic war between humans and mutants. Please oh please oh please let this be as awesome as it looks.

Vinnie’s Pizza in Brooklyn wins our award for best menu boards, with its Bob’s Burgers-esque food pun specials. We’re having trouble deciding between the Calvin & Hobbanero, the Guillermo del Tortellini, or the Tempura Strikes Back.

Behind the wheel of this powerful 2500hp Peterbilt semi is stunt driver Mike Ryan, as he does his best Ken Block impression hooning around between freight containers and evading capture. Ignore the acting. Enjoy the driving.

A four-person tent with a 6″ inflatable mattress base. The base is made of durable vinyl and the tent will also come with a kit for patching small holes. The base is also removable for easy replacement or if you want to pack light.

Amazing footage of Alaskan grizzly bears frolicking and enjoying the day. Though one of the bears gets a little too personal with the GoPro. Contrary to the title, we don’t see him chomp down, but we do get a good look at his teeth.