The Onion interviews a longtime couple who has found the secret to keeping their relationship fresh and exciting through the years: arguing in different positions and places. You naughty folks. Seriously though stop doing it in public.

Another beautiful brown and brushed metal mod by Texas-based shop Revival Cycles. Believe it or not, this custom Moto Guzzi V50 Monza only has a few fabricated components; most of its parts are reused or off the shelf.

Here’s one of the best reasons to use Google Chrome. Steven Frank’s Cloud to Butt is a Chrome extension that looks for the phrase “the cloud” in webpages and changes them into “my butt.” Check out more examples here.

Action star Danny Trejo reveals what he does in his downtime: making animal-shaped bread. It’s the funniest self-parody we’ve seen since we witnessed DMX sing a Christmas song. We’d like to see Tom Waits sell artisanal tea.

The ATLiens have landed. After a seven year hiatus, Outkast kicked off their reunion at Coachella. YouTuber buriedvoid saved the entire performance. Apparently the set was far from perfect, but we’ll take what we can get.

While he hasn’t managed to keep them in the air for more than a few seconds, we’re still duly impressed by Alex Barron’s ability to toss 13 balls into the air, and catch every single one of them. In fact, he throws in two bonus catches.

Streamz headphones have a built-in music player and storage for audio files. It can stream from cloud services like Spotify, Rdio, Pandora and Google Drive. It also has a 3.5mm input. We’re not sure about its battery life though.

Swiss furniture maker Peka makes shelves, closets and other storage with compartments and drawers that slide or swing out. Instead of having to reach in to get items, they come to you. Find local distributors here.

(NSFW: Language) Conan spent his latest Clueless Gamer segment at AT&T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys and the world’s largest LED displays. Watch him play games on a 160ft wide and 72ft tall screen.

Sorry Lyoto, but the real Dragon is here. Alongside in-game footage of vicious knockouts and submissions, the latest gameplay video for the Xbox One and PS 4 MMA game reveals that Bruce Lee will be a playable character.

It’s known by many names – Type 2, Kombi, Transporter, camper, microbus, hippie van – and loved by many more. Volkswagen Brazil bids goodbye to one of the most recognizable vehicles ever made by reaching out to its fans.

The sequel to one of the most gruesome puzzle games ever made. Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number will feature multiple characters, new weapons, dual wielding and more. Drops Q3 for Windows, PS4, PS3 and PS Vita. More here.

YouTuber Marca Blanca collected clips of goats – and a couple of sheep – bleating and made them sing the title theme of Game of Thrones. If a bunch of Dothraki drunkards formed a rugby team this is what their haka would sound like.

Stand up comedian Chris Turner performs one-liner jokes, a brute force style that tries to win you over with quantity, with a few gems thrown in. He’s not yet as good as his colleagues, but that superpower joke is aces.

A tiny inkjet printer driven by a robot. PocketPrinter prints grayscale documents at about one page per minute. Its cartridge carries enough black ink for 1,000 printed pages while its battery lasts up to an hour per charge.

Wocket Wallet is both a literal and virtual wallet. Swipe your cards directly into Wocket to save their information. It comes with a card that, like Coin, can stand in for the debit, credit and other payment cards you saved. More here.

While today’s DJs largely rely on playing music with digital controllers, it takes just a couple of seconds of this clip of DJ Jazzy Jeff mixing it up on analog turntables to realize just what we’re missing these days.

Two Pokémon have entered the stage. The fire-breathing dragon Charizard and the tongue-wearing frog Greninja will be available in the upcoming Wii U and 3DS game Super Smash Bros. 4 as playable characters.

A silly edit of putting footage from The Masters doctored to make it look like it’s taking place on a miniature golf course. The hole with the gopher is priceless. They really should consider adding obstacles like these on the greens.

Rocki lets you stream music from a mobile device or desktop computer to speakers. If your speaker has a 3.5mm or RCA input, then you can stream to it with Rocki. There’s also a model with HDMI and optical audio ports. More here.

The music video for first track from Jack White’s upcoming solo album Lazaretto – an instrumental that combines blues and intense electric riffs, set against the backdrop of non-newtonian fluids and sand vibrating to the track’s frequencies.

Currently in development, Tabify is a mobile app that will automatically transcribe guitars – and possibly other string instruments – as you play. You can also go over created tabs and edit them. Note that the UI hasn’t been finalized.

Scientists from Disney Research have developed tiny glowing robots which will swarm into shapes much like an animated version of a Lite Brite. Images can be drawn on a tablet, or controlled by gestures. Shut up and take our money!