A young girl disappears without a trace. Eight years later an online broadcast shows her alive but still held captive, while her parents find out that they’re being watched. Starring Ryan Reynolds, Rosario Dawson and Scott Speedman.

We didn’t even know that this was a thing, but it is. Watch as pen spinners Ian Jenson and PPM demonstrate their incredible manual dexterity sending their writing instruments twirling around their fingers like tiny batons.

When floating weightless in space, astronauts can carry much larger loads than they can here on Earth. But thanks to the miracles of miniaturization, this desktop spaceman can carry the weight of your smartphone without flinching.

Don’t clap, snap! For their latest Instrumentals clip, cdza provides a comprehensive and thoroughly entertaining lesson on the evolution of jazz-style piano. If nothing else, we learned that Jazz used to be spelled “Jass.”

Following up on his epic version of Rappers’ Delight, NBC News anchor Brian Williams has his mind on his money and his money on his mind in this brief rendition of Snoop Dogg’s classic, courtesy of Jimmy Fallon’s crack editing team.

Alex Cornell and Phil Mills’ semi-April Fools joke. Gofor is their concept for a drone rental service. They imagine drones could be summoned remotely to perform a variety of tasks, from cameraman to home security.

Collegehumor pokes fun at the paralyzing guilt induced by the Web, where you can easily find out about the unspeakable horrors that make all the things you enjoy possible. We love how they had to explicitly spell out the joke anyway.

Artist Ed Chapman creates pop culture mosaic portraits images using broken pieces of tile, stone, torn paper, and in the case of David Bowie – shattered vinyl records. His Hendrix made from guitar picks might just be his masterpiece.

A man was cutting up a tree which had fallen during a recent storm. But just as his chainsaw made it through the thick tree truck, the tree decided it wanted none of it, and returned to its proper home. Yes, gravity really does work.

(Gore) As his team embarks on a dangerous mission, a soldier questions the qualifications of their sniper, Sgt. Pugsley. Mostly because he’s a dog. A funny slapstick short by TomSka.

(NSFW: Language) A man is eager to absolve his father, who was found guilty of causing “The Rot” – a microscopic fungus that destroyed all of the paper on Earth. An adaptation of Ken MacLeod’s short story The Surface of Last Scattering.

Peter Griffin’s Chris Roberts’ 2014 PAX East presentation of his upcoming space combat simulation game Star Citizen. Skip to 11:20 for gameplay footage, featuring dogfighting and asteroid ramming.

Arnd Rohrlapper is an avid fan of 70s F1 cars, so he had Kaffemaschine build this custom bike decked in the black-and-gold of the JPS Lotus cars. The bike is based on the beloved Moto Guzzi Le Mans Mk.3, tweaked to produce 85hp.

A dice in the form of a Möbius strip, i.e. it only has one surface. Naturally, it only has one number on it: 1. It’s a funny gift to tabletop RPG or board game fans, but we think it’s also a great token for recovering gambling addicts.

An Android smartwatch with a 3″ touchscreen and a 1000mAh battery. It pairs with smartphones but can also go online on its own. Note how you never see the actual interface in its videos and pictures. Caveat emptor.

(NSFW: Language) Ray-Ban’s Neverhide Films visits New York’s Fool’s Gold Studio, hanging out with Dave 1 and P-Thugg from Chromeo, as they share their diverse inspirations, and their surprisingly down-to-earth recording process.

In this amusing promo clip for NSMB, Matt Dennison explains to us the best way to capture footage of mountain biking action, poking fun at the myriad clichés found in action sports videos.

In Eli Roth’s The Green Inferno, a group of student activists travel to the Amazon to save a tribe from extinction. When their plane crashes in the jungle, they become food for the very same tribe. So… mission accomplished?

Action Movie Kid’s life keeps getting more and more thrilling each day. In the latest clip his VFX-pert Dad put together, he shows off how he heads to school in style. That is so much cooler than a stupid yellow school bus.

It’s not from the official Bad Lip Reading channel, that doesn’t make Showcaine’s redub of The Wolf of Wall Street any less amusing. Funny thing is, every word that comes out of McConaughey’s mouth seems like something he’d actually say.

Chui lets you remotely see and talk to the person at your door. It also has facial recognition, so it can tell you who is at your door and even let certain people in automatically. We wondered if a photo could fool it, but its makers say no.

(Crude humor) Smosh Games pokes fun at Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag. Be reminded of the game’s morally corrupt hero, his Neo-level learning curve, the insanely boring meta-game aspect and more.

Piamo is a four-piece kit that lets you brew a shot of espresso in 30 seconds using a microwave oven. It can be used with coffee pads and ground coffee. Its inventors are currently seeking funding for mass production.