The Return of Keyboard Cat
It’s been seven years since Keyboard Cat took the Internet by storm, and since then, he’s been taking it easy, chowing down on catnip, and living a life of leisure. But the cat is back, and it’s clear he’s been practicing in his downtime.
Sniper Elite 3 (Gameplay)
(Gore) Sharpshooter Karl Fairburne heads to Africa in Sniper Elite 3. The game will feature a more open world, with multiple cooperative two-player modes. The X-Ray Kill Cam returns and zooms in on mechanical objects as well.
Parents Suck
(NSFW) The Internet apologizes to YouTuber OnYourComputer aka Dave the Rapper for not discovering his hit rap rock song and its music video on time. It’s the most honest anthem for angsty teens. Down to the last second.
Betabrand Reflective Plaid Shirts
Designed by Stephen Wheeler, these shirts look like any casual wear in bright light but become eye-catching in the dark, thanks to reflective yarns woven into them. Available in three patterns and as short- or long-sleeves.
Adidas: The Dream
Adidas matches Nike’s World Cup ad with its own star-studded promo. Featuring Lionel Messi, Xavi Hernandez, Luis Suarez and more. The backing track is a taste of Kanye West’s upcoming single God Level.
SVM Nissan Qashqai-R
Severn Valley Motorsports put a Nissan R35 GT-R’s engine into a Qashqai and tweaked it to produce up to an insane 1,000bhp. The result is an SUV that goes from 0 to 62mph in 2.7s and has a top speed of 200mph.
Dubstep Face
YouTuber RIPFatWrecked08 has a special, uhm, talent. Watch him contort his face to match the ebb and flow of The Widdler’s Lost in Space Pt. 2. Just imagining him practicing his moves is cracking us up.
Every Single Nic Cage Laugh
(NSFW) Mark Heiliger compiled every scene of Nic Cage laughing, culled from a whopping 64 live action movies. That Deadfall scene will haunt us in our sleep. Nic Cage may have a crazy laugh, but Mark may actually be crazy.
Daymak Beast Electric Bicycle
An off-road electric bicycle. The Daymak Beast has a 500W motor, a 12Ah battery and a 15W solar panel (optional in the base model) that can add up to 6mi per 8 hours of ambient light. The battery also has 2 USB charging ports.
Oppressed Majority
(NSFW) A man struggles to make it through the day as he is constantly harassed and discriminated against in a society ruled by women. Director Eleonore Pourriat turns the tables on men in this tragic short film.
Phone Home
An astronaut finally arrives on Mars, and is excited to make the first call from the red planet. His wife, on the other hand, has more important things to do than take his call. An amusing animated short by The Brothers McLeod.
Danny MacAskill: Epecuén
Danny MacAskill makes a triumphant return to form in this short film in which he performs mindblowing bike tricks among the ruins of a once-bustling town destroyed by flooding almost 30 years ago. Filmed by Dave Sowerby.
Snoop & Seth Recap GoT
(SPOILERS, NSFW) Seth Rogen dropped by Snoop [insert animal here]’s online show to talk about the recent episodes of Game of Thrones and the lack of badass black characters in the show. Worth watching just for the news ticker.
The Equalizer (Trailer)
(Gore) Denzel Washington resumes his badassery in The Equalizer, an adaptation of the eponymous late 80s action TV show. Also starring Chloë Grace Moretz. Directed by Antoine Fuqua (Training Day, Shooter).
Excavator in a China Shop
For the latest in their Built for It construction equipment demo series, CAT shows how their 301.7 CR Mini Excavator has enough precision to move through a shop filled with over $40K worth of delicate glassware – without breaking a thing.
eCool In-Ground Beer Cooler
Keep your beer nice and cool year round without need for refrigeration. The eCool takes advantage of the natural temperature change below ground, feeding new cans to the top with a simple crank mechanism. Holds 24 cans.
Milk vs. Red Bull
(NSFW: Language) Austrian farmer Petutschnig Hons is pissed off because some people prefer Red Bull over milk. So much so that he posted his rant in German and in English. “Where are your wings?!”
A Gay Guy Talks Straight
(NSFW: Language) Comedian Daniel-Ryan Spaulding spits back the casual sexism that gay men frequently endure. Obviously not everyone talks this way, but we can’t deny that it happens often. Look how silly we sound sometimes.
Evolve (Gameplay 3)
Aside from having four Hunter classes, the 4 vs. 1 multiplayer FPS Evolve will also have multiple characters for each class. They’ll offer a different personality and approach to how their respective class is played.
Win: Jägermeister Shotmeister
To celebrate the launch of their awesome night out mobile app, JägerBonds, we’re giving away a Jägermeister Shotmeister so you can continue the festivities at home with a chilled shot. (Contest ends 6/6/14, must be 21 or over).
5-Year-Old Problems
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I– wait what? YouTuber rainman21 shares this video of his buddy, who’s down in the dumps because he has to man up and be responsible. Somewhat responsible.