This doormat ain’t nothing to frak with. Make sure your friends wipe their dirty ass shoes before they enter your chambers with Maticgoods’ WU Welcome Doormat, which looks just like the Wu-Tang Clan logo.

YouTuber Dawid Jankowski’s Volkswagen Golf sounds mighty feisty despite being beat up. Especially when you consider the fact that it actually has zero horsepower under the hood.

(NSFW: Language) “Your ass is you.” Webcomic creator and animator Domics shows how much we – or at least anyone who speaks English – value our behinds. And he does it without mentioning Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Designed by Rafael Rodriguez, Wall Champions are coat hangers that feature foosball figures. You can pick just one or a whole row of hangers. The figures are available in different jersey designs, skin colors and genders.

In this YouTube classic, a BBC anchorman seamlessly went from introducing himself to delivering the top story for the day, turning himself into a pitiful mashup of Ron Burgundy and Brick Tamland. Commas change everything.

A Jedi, a princess, a scoundrel, two droids and a fuzzball. What a bunch of a-holes. YouTuber The Unusual Suspect presents Star Wars in the style of the trailers for Guardians of the Galaxy.

An elegant watch and fitness tracker. It tracks calories burned and distance covered when you walk, run or swim. Made of stainless steel and sapphire glass and comes with a leather and a plastic strap. Available this Fall for $390.

(NSFW: Language) Open up your brain tanks cinephiles. Film critic Tony Zhou is back with another lesson. This time he talks about the use of silence, a technique that director Martin Scorsese has mastered.

Triple Aught Design’s durable hoodie is made from water-repellant treated Polartec WindPro fabric. It’s designed for ease of movement, and offers six pockets for ample carrying. Available in four colorways, with or without patches.

StoryCorps shares the fortitude of Bryan Wilmouth. As a teenager, Bryan’s father kicked him out of the house for being gay. Despite being estranged, Bryan made sure to look out for his seven younger siblings as they grew older.

A big city lawyer goes back to his hometown for his mother’s funeral. He finds out that his father, the town’s judge, is being blamed for her death. A feel good movie starring Robert Downey Jr., Robert Duvall and Billy Bob Thornton.

Now that season four is over, we need to fill the void that Game of Thrones has left in our hearts and minds. While it won’t solve everything, it certainly couldn’t hurt to watch a video filled with pugs. You know nothing, Pug Snow.

It’s been a little while since we checked in with Puddles, the Sad Clown with the Golden Voice. Here, he covers Sia’s hit single Chandelier in his own inimitable and soul-stirring style. Damn, now we all we can think of now is Lena Dunham.

(NSFW: Language) “I’d tell you to remain seated, but as we see on every landing you’re all deaf.” All India Bakchod imagines what an Indian flight would be like if everyone on the plane couldn’t help but speak their mind. Turn captions on.

Bluetooth locator devices are nothing new, but iFind is the first one we’ve seen that doesn’t need batteries. It harvests ambient electromagnetic energy – from routers, phones, TVs etc. – and converts that into usable power.

Much like this French baking show, we can’t believe this Spanish KFC commercial made it on air. Because something’s fishy about the chicken here. We’re pretty sure they’re visual effects. Now we’re scared of their chicken tenders.

Ronan Lynam’s cheeky illustration speaks one of life’s universal truths. There’s a reason they call it “work,” yo. You can get the image on t-shirts, prints, hoodies, pillows, bags, clocks, or mobile skins from society6.

A man was driving his truck and kept hearing a strange squeak. Turns out it was a kitten stuck inside a suspension spring. Mechanics worked carefully to extract the cat, rescuing her from a most perilous situation. (Thanks Versetty!)

This wonderfully animated CGI short film by Daniel Haughton in which all of the characters and environments appear to have been made from pieces of plain white paper gives us a glimpse into life at the bottom of a recycling bin.

The ESPN report that Last Week Tonight cited in its condemnation of FIFA. The report looks at the treatment of migrant workers in Qatar, which will need more workers to prepare for the 2022 World Cup. Unofficial mirror here.

Taiwanese street performer Isaac Hou demonstrates his incredible balance, strength and grace as seemingly defies the laws of physics on his rolling Cyr wheel. Filmed beautifully by Kuma Films, the track is Heart by Pistol Shrimp.

Mybelll’s speaker can blast out sounds up to 105dB, or about twice as loud as a typical metal bell. You can customize its horn by importing your own audio files. Its built-in 110 lumen LED lights are customizable as well.

(NSFW: Language, Gore) Claymation master Lee Hardcastle had Peter, Ray, Egon and Winston recreate scenes from Reservoir Dogs, Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction and other Tarantino films. Also, here’s a promising pitch for Ghostbusters 3.