Named after his mother and stepfather, Sufjan Stevens’ upcoming album Carrie & Lowell is about “life and death, love and loss, and the artist’s struggle to make sense of the beauty and ugliness of love.” The album drops 3/31.

(NSFW: Language) Stand up comedian Mike Bobrinskoy shares with us a conversation that he had with a persistent – and daft – scammer on OK Cupid. It starts out slow, but it steadily gets better and better. Skip to 1:12.

The latest Reebok and Horween collaboration ditches the brogue detailing and waxed laces for a more casual take on the Classic Leather. Available in brown or black Horween leather upper with off-white midsole.

Another year, another Super Bowl, another crowdsourced Doritos commercial contest. Sum of Us’ entry is really great, but it will never win the contest. Stick around and you’ll see why. Find out more here.

A portable file and media server shrunk into a rugged gadget the size of a watch. The Link can stream to 7 devices simultaneously and works with iOS, Android, Windows, Mac and Linux. Available in 128GB to 1TB capacity.

(NSFW: Language) This argument seems counter-intuitive and callous at first but it’s actually pretty simple. Tipping lets restaurants get away with lower wages for their servers. But until they raise said wages, we need to leave tips.

Sony’s hyping up the X900C series’ thin panel, but it actually has a bulge on its lower half. The real perks of the successor to the beloved X900B are its use of Android TV plus access to Netflix 4K videos and PlayStation Now.

Watch Richard Swarbrick’s animation of Cristiano Ronaldo’s highlights as Copa90 traces the forward’s journey from Manchester to Madrid. CR7 was the 2013 FIFA Ballon d’Or winner and is once again in the running for 2014.

A laptop sets off a recurring sequence of objects interacting in both the real world and inside its operating system in this creative take on the Rube Goldberg machine by animator Evelien Lohbeck.

“Ah bet ah could move this glahss with mah maaaahnd. But ahm afraid of what it’d mean if ah couuuuld.” Jon Bailey mocks Matthew McConaughey in this parody of the Lincoln MKZ ad. Got an hour’s worth of them flat circles? Here.

Insert Coin Clothing has officially licensed 20th anniversary PlayStation unisex apparel. Both the varsity jacket and the basketball jersey bear the console’s color, the four-color logo and the number 20.

With the model’s upcoming 60th anniversary, Jay Leno thought it fit to feature his 1971 Citröen DS on his show. Leno calls it the most unusual and innovative car ever made, mainly because of its hydropneumatic suspension.

Edoardo Flores has over 8,700 Do Not Disturb signs from 190 countries. His collection features everything from run of the mill paper hangers to hand-carved masks and stuffed toys. More on Collectors Weekly.

SciShow describes the two types of tickling and presents a theory on why the fun kind of tickling – also known as gargalesis – became a common activity among humans and other primates. Here’s our theory: because it tickles.

AKG’s top-of-the-line headphones were inspired by music producer Quincy Jones. They offer audiophile-grade sound, automatic self-calibration, adjustable equalization and active noise cancellation tech. Out Summer 2015.

After pioneering the crossover wagon, Volvo is back with a new niche: the crossover sedan. The all-road version of the S60 has an increased ride height, 18″ to 19″ wheels and will come in 254hp AWD and 190hp FWD variants.

An iOS and Android app that lets you access your phone’s contacts, SMS inbox and call logs on other Hotel My Phone users’ phones. You can text and call using your real phone number or a generic number. Additional charges may apply.

(NSFW) Amy Schumer’s favorite sketch from the past season of her Comedy Central show Inside Amy Schumer. It accurately mocks so many things at once we’re surprised that this doesn’t have a billion views. WOOOORMS

An army of sexy and flexible Japanese maids cooking breakfast for a rich old man isn’t exactly the most progressive of ideas, but that doesn’t make this commercial for non-stick cookware any less awesome.

Dvelas’ Génois are bean bags made from used sail cloth. It’s stitched in such a way that the back tenses when you sit on it, creating support. Dvelas offer more colorful ones as well as pool chair versions on its website.

It took Acura a while to get here, but the wait may have been worth it. The new NSX is powered by a multi-motor hybrid drivetrain with a mid-mounted twin-turbo V6, a 9-speed DCT, and looks to kill for. Out late 2015.

Nike honors athletes of African descent who stand up for their race and their rights as individuals with the Black History Month collection. Part of the proceeds (why not all of ’em Nike?) will go to charity. Drops 1/17/15.

YouTube channel Knob Feel is exactly what it sounds like. It offers short wordless reviews of knobs on various gadgets. Because all you need is a moan or a groan to judge a knob’s worth. You want words? Here. Weirdo.