The words “sexy” and “gaming laptop” usually don’t go together, but the Blade is fast (2.8GHz Core i7), skinny, lightweight, and its 10 adaptive backlit keys and LCD trackpad screen push it over the top.
AKA: “The Girl in the Plastic Bubble.” The girl inside this inflatable sphere clearly doesn’t understand that you have to keep moving if you actually want to stand up inside of it. Even better Benny-Hillified.
Depending on how you look at the world, this is either the greatest thing ever on the Internet (in the last hour), or the end of civilization as we know it. We wish there was a Darth Maul kitten though.