Cracked’s ol’ devil Roger returns as an hotelier brazenly exposing his business for what it is: bedspacing maximized for cost-efficiency, at the expense of its employees’ or its customers’ well-being.

Nostalgia’s countertop appliance lets you quickly and easily infuse fruits, spices, and other flavorings into up to three beverages simultaneously. Slowly-stirring paddles help keeps ingredients circulating, and each tier has a built in dispenser tap.

Developed as an alternative to kerosene lamps, the Consol Solar Jar has four LEDs underneath its lid and a battery charged by the solar panel on top of the lid. It gives an hour of light for every hour of sunlight, has a clever magnetic switch, and can also be charged via MicroUSB.

Developed by the Suzumori Endo Lab and A2Lab, this hilariously awkward, yet somehow endearing robot walks around on six spindly legs, like a giant insect. It weighs just about 8 pounds, and is one of those rare robot’s we’re not worried about hunting down and killing us.

“The jewels come quick, all gold and bricked. Click, click, boxer cutter spit.” Killer Mike and El-P’s Holiday gift is their highly anticipated third album. They also uploaded the entire album on YouTube and are giving it for free if you subscribe to their newsletter.

While we’re waiting more than a year for Westworld to return, sit back and enjoy this brief commercial interruption, featuring a series of ads starring cast members from the hit HBO drama. Makes you wonder if hosts are already living among us.

Death Machines of London bursts onto the scene with one hell of a debut. This overhauled 1981 Moto Guzzi Le Mans Mk. II has warning lights and a main switch from a Merlin Spitfire, custom front fairing and tank, and a delugged frame that houses all the electronics.

A wonderfully satisfying video in which a set of bricks were carefully placed, then knocked over like dominoes. But be sure to stick around until the last brick falls for an unexpected turn of events. Here’s a graphical explanation of what happened.

An adaptation of David Grann’s eponymous novel about British surveyor Perry Fawcett. In 1925, Fawcett, his son and another companion went to search for a rumored advanced civilization living deep in Mato Grosso, Brazil. They never returned.

(SPOILERS) Rogue One: A Star Wars Story turned out to be a great film. But if you watched its trailers, you’ll know that there are some scenes that did not make it to the final movie. Looper lists those scenes and give a possible reason as to why they were cut.

A brief look Peter Capaldi and Steven Moffat’s final season, as Doc No. 12 is joined by a new companion – a young woman from planet Earth (surprise) named Bill, played with Spice Girl like enthusiasm by Pearl Mackie. Bonus points for the Wilhelm Scream at 0:32.

The guys at CineFix recut footage from the Will Ferrell Christmas classic, and transformed it into a dark and twisted psychological thriller – a story about an mentally-unstable man who becomes obsessed with his newfound family.

Looking for an interchangeable lens camera that won’t break the bank? YI’s digital camera has a Micro-4/3rds Sony sensor that shoots 20MP stills, and 4K video, has built-in Wi-Fi, and can currently be had with two lenses for just about 550 bucks. Available in black or silver.

YouTuber Snake Buddies gathered and edited videos of peacock spiders from fellow YouTuber Peacockspiderman to make it seem like the Casanovas of arachnids were partaking in the Holiday spirit. The snowspiderman is somehow both cute and creepy.

(Gore) It’s Evolve, but with Jason Voorhees and stupid campers. Play as Jason or his potential victims in this asymmetrical multiplayer game. As the prey, you can try to hide and wait out the night, escape the camp or take on Jason. Drops 2017 for Windows, Xbox One and PS4.

RocketJump’s Freddie Wong spends five nights at home while reading increasingly specific news updates about a serial killer. Aside from giving us blue (eye)balls, we think Freddie just made this video to show off his gadgets and toys. How many PCs must a man have?!

Our pals at Everyday Carry present a selection of great notebooks for keeping yourself organized in the new year. While we love our gadgets as much as the next guy, sometimes it’s nice to just have things in writing. Our fave? The gridded Hobonichi Techo Planner.

These bold and dynamic everyday wristwatches offer luminous dials, set into a gunmetal stainless steel case with a leather-backed canvas strap. They’re water resistant to 3 ATM, and have a scratch- and glare-resistant crystal. Save 90% in The Awesomer Shop.

Created by former Varmilo designer 0.01, the Z70 is a 70% mechanical keyboard. It is fully programmable, has two space bars for enhanced ergonomics and comes with your choice of Cherry MX, Gateron, or Zealio switches. On Massdrop starting 12/27/16.

YouTuber Life Where I’m From’s kids and his niece prepared lunch for their indoor picnic (and for an NHK show called Cool Japan). They also teach us a few Japanese words while cooking. Dekinai any of that stuff.

Paracord bracelets that come with a small metal portrait sculptures. The portraits are often based on Japanese or pop culture characters such as samurai, Darth Vader and Thor. DM them on Instagram or mail them at goldmountain70[at]gmail.com to order.

(PG-13: Gore, Language) We just opened our first Christmas present, and it’s got a xenomorph growing inside of it. Get ready for a return to the darkness, jump scares, and psychological tension galore as Ridley Scott returns once again to the Alien universe.

“His name was Theodor Geisel, the man who coined the word “nerds”, and wrote Green Eggs and Ham with just 49 words.” Pop culture critic kaptainkristian honors Dr. Seuss with a video essay delivered in the author’s signature poetic meter. Transcript here.