Awesome Videos

Oftentimes comedy is just tragedy rephrased. South African comedian Trevor Noah triumphed over our absurdly arbitrary rules, turning his bitter experiences into his strengths. Except for his Hitlerish accent. That’s got to go.

The Sci Show tackles one of the most important issues of modern civilization: garbage disposal. Watch and learn why we should all do our part to reduce waste and dispose of it properly. Or your house could explode.

Nine-year old Jaden Newman is only in fourth grade, but she’s a member of the high school women’s basketball team. She averages 14.8 PPG and 7.5APG. Their opponent’s defense sucks, but her hot hands and handles are for real.

Lorde’s Royals is the suburban teen’s anthem. Molly Dworsky tweaked the song’s lyrics and video to show what life is like at 30. You’ve never seen in a diamond in the flesh, boo-hoo. We’d be happy to see a cent left from our paycheck.

(NSFW: Language, Crude humor) Are you looking for someone who’s down with the clown? Someone who’ll whoop back when you whoop? Someone to chug Faygo with? Then go to JuggaLOVE. And don’t come back here.

InspiriProductions shot this video of the Szombathelyi Kötélugró Klub, an award-winning jump rope team from Hungary. Watch them hop, breakdance, tumble and more while skipping over a varying number of ropes.

Skull and rib fractures. Testicular rupture. Penetrating rectal trauma. Penile puncture wound. All these and more inflicted by the killing machine known as Kevin McCallister. Home Alone 1 & 2 should be retroactively rated R.

That’s right, not one, but two cactus plants. Egged on by the stupidity of fellow YouTubers Children of Poseidon and La Fenix, L.A. Beast munched on the spiked plant. They seem less lethal than the world’s hottest pepper.

Bad weather didn’t stop Andrew Hales from pulling a prank. This time he blurted out random confessions while talking to strangers. We’d also be creeped out if we talked to him, but we’re more afraid of that last lady.

Jerry Seinfeld kicks off the third season of the offbeat but always entertaining Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee by giving Louis C.K. a ride to the Chelsea Piers in a ridiculous 59′ Fiat Jolly so they can take Louis’ yacht on the Hudson River.

She is Molly Schuyler, Devourer of Steaks, Ravager of Meats, The Great Eater, The Fourth Force of The Universe. Watch this 5’7″, 125lb. competitive eater eat a 72oz. steak like it was cotton candy, finishing it in under 3 minutes.

(NSFW) The first episode of Long Story Short, a comedy series about the misadventures of a dude named Tommy. It’s presented like a spy thriller, except instead of a secret agent it stars a miserable loser.

YouTuber Dario Trovato remixed Jurgen Otto’s video of a peacock spider, turning its courtship display into a fabulous disco dance. It looks like the arachnid equivalent of the YMCA is the YYYY.

Oh, so that’s how you use a cutter. Comedian Matt Parker once again dropped by Numberphile to unbox a calculator. This time he unpacks a Casio Data Bank, a calculator watch with a good accuracy-to-volume ratio.

This construction worker – and talented thespian – has one of the largest lighters we’ve ever seen. Part of us is wondering what crap that bucket has touched. But mostly we were just waiting for the dude to suddenly be rammed into the wall.

Not to be confused with Everynone’s equally good short film, Yann Pineill’s graduation project presents a tale going full circle, all while exploring various manifestations of symmetry. If only life was this neat.

(NSFW) The Midnight Show imagines one of the concerns of future politicians. Just think, that disgusting pervert you muted on Call of Duty could be the next President. Also your country as you know it will have ceased to exist.

Two best friends finally reach their goal: a floating city filled with mysterious relics. Or so it seems. Like The Reward, Inbal Breda’s wonderful short film pits our strongest bonds against our most coveted desires.

(SPOILERS) “Oh come on it’s right THERE” Sherlock is back from the dead, but he quickly makes Watson wish he never came back. Or not. Cartoonist Leigh Lahav imagines what it’s like to watch TV with an über detective.

We’ve heard a kid imitate sirens, but we’d rather listen to YouTuber Yamato Suzuki’s dog. If this Golden Retriever came with ambulances, folks would feel better before they even got to the hospital. Waaaauuuwawawawaw!

Watch Tony Stark become a pretty soldier as he suits up in the style of the classic Japanese manga Sailor Moon. It was made by freshmen Animation students at the Chungkang College of Cultural Industries.

(NSFW) Animation Domination HD takes on an easy target. Here are the questions that millions of gamers have asked at least once, in song form. If anything Pokémon should be catching and pitting us against each other.

Mike Goldberg here at AFC 1, we have Cat in the black fur and Dog in the black and gold fur. Looks like Dog isn’t afraid of being taken down by – OH! MY! GOODNESS! IT IS AAAAALL OVER! CAT REMAAAAINS SUPREME. (Thanks Wilbert!)