Awesome Videos

(Crude Humor) It happens to everyone. The uncomfortable situation of having to go number two while at the office. While you can try and hold it until you go home, this video offers up some pointers to help you work through it.

(NSFW: Language) Patrick walks us through Nomad X while rambling about other stuff. Like why he got punched in the throat. Kristian Andrews’ short film captures a gamers’ psyche without resorting to geek stereotypes.

(NSFW) “The Rock’s expression is, “What are you gonna do about it?”, mine is, “Why are we on this planet?”” Conan O’Brien plays WWE 2K14 and is surprisingly good at it. We don’t know what that says about the game.

What if I told you that the image above was shot on Earth? You’d probably believe us because it’s not that crazy. Video footage of the Morpheus vehicle’s successful test flight and landing at the Kennedy Space Center on the other hand is.

YouTuber Jodice112 shared this video of his buddy Josh expertly weaving his way through a crazy track in the downhill drifting arcade racer Initial D 6 AA. In other news, we’ve found a human Steadicam.

CollegeHumor pokes fun at the whole anti-Photoshop movement in this clip which shows us what a sexy model actually looks like before she is embellished with Adobe’s powerful, but often reality-distorting image editing tool.

This commercial goes hard for the feels twice in one go. First when it reminds us how mean we can be to other people for the shallowest of reasons, and second when it reminds us of a special kind of love.

British eco-conscious energy company Ecotricity is back with another amusing clip to promote their campaign against gas fracking. All we’re gonna say is that fart jokes still make us giggle like 8 year-olds.

We can barely catch two green lights in a row, but driver Tim Burke managed to take advantage of New York City’s timed traffic grid in the wee hours of the morning, and caught an astounding 55 lights in a row. Now try this at rush hour.

The practice of attaching a sled to a motor vehicle then pulling it in the snow seems to be all the rage in the back country. But these guys amp it up to 11, getting dragged at ludicrous speed as they prepare to win themselves a Darwin Award.

“It is a life that carries the weight of being. An anticipation of sadness – that one day things will change.” Temujin Doran poignantly juxtaposes the life cycle of mountains with the human experience. BRB, off to hug a mountain.

While not as impressive as the other transforming apartments we’ve seen, the residences in De Rotterdam show how we can make the most out of our homes through thoughtful planning and space-saving furniture.

Like Banksy, John K., and Guillermo before him, animator Sylvain Chomet (The Illusionist, The Triplets of Belleville) was invited to create his own spin on The Simpsons‘ couch gag. We could watch a whole movie of these things.

Brass Ballas and a group of Redditors used GTA V to recreate the epic train fight sequence from Skyfall. While you can’t get the same cars or characters in the game’s engine, it’s still an impressive effort. But where’s the excavator?

(SPOILERS) True Detective is second only to Breaking Bad on IMDB’s ratings. An amazing feat, especially when you consider that its characters frequently spout occult metaphors in a Southern drawl. Catchy catchy bing bong.

First dates are filled with awkward and polite conversations. You know what else they’re filled with? Lies. Face the truth in this clip from a recent episode from Portlandia. The song at the end is Base64 Love by Nzca/Lines.

Buzzfeed Yellow catalogs nine everyday items which will flare up big time when exposed to an open flame. Man, those ping pong balls and non-dairy creamer are pure evil. It goes without saying – do not try any of this at home.

Stuart Edge, Jarek Cloyd and Tiffany Alvord held instant dates with strangers. They had tables, chairs and food appear out of nowhere for anyone who went up to them and pressed their button. Check out the behind-the-scenes here.

Team BlackSheep takes their eye-in-the-sky drone into the air over Macau, showing the stark contrast from ancient structures outside the city to the modern metropolis that is now Asia’s Las Vegas. The track is Inner Peace by CloZee.

(NSFW: Language) In one of his late night show monologues, Pete Holmes explains why he always smiles at strangers and laughs at all jokes, no matter how corny they are. It’s the exact opposite of Rust Cohle’s philosophy.

Millions of people are suffering in war torn areas, but we often forget about them because we are too focused on our own petty problems. Save the Children jolts us with a tale that hits closer to home. We can help, even in small ways.

The famous raptor scene in Jurassic Park had us wetting our pants when we were kids. Thankfully, the guys at We Are Camera Studio have made the sequence a little less frightening for today’s generation. Or not.

DaveHax shows us how to create a tiny, but still dangerous crossbow using a plastic bottle cap, a couple of popsicle sticks and a rubber band. The ammunition? Toothpicks, Q-Tips or flaming matchsticks. Daryl Dixon approves.