Awesome Videos

(PG-13: Language) “A bale. A bale of weed, if you have it.” A dealer gets a call from a guy who’s really intent on scoring a crapload of drugs in Chaps Eye’s hilarious skit. The prank call-style text is a nice touch.

Stuntman Tien Hoang shows off some of his impressive shaolin kung fu moves in this weapons reel shot by director Colin Emerson on the streets of London, England. All we know is if we saw this guy coming at us, we’d run the other way, fast.

Web Ball! Super Scatter Shot! Repulsor Blast! YouTuber Frob Man added a video game twist to the airport battle scene in Civil War by re-dubbing the video with sound effects from the Marvel vs. Capcom fighting games.

CHOOSE LIFE with this hilarious, but somehow completely right heavy metal cover version of WHAM!’s cheesetastic 1984 hit Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, as performed by Leo Moracchioli of Frog Leap Studios.

We were trying really hard not to fling boogers at our classmates when we were 8 years old. Sky Brown on the other hand is already a skilled skateboarder and an avid surfer. She was even invited to compete at the 2016 Huntington Vans US Open.

Denise Mueller broke the women’s paced bicycle land speed record, reaching 147.7 mph. She rode a custom KHS bicycle, as she drafted inches behind driver Shea Holbrook in a Range Rover Sport SVR which shielded her from the punishing winds of Utah’s salt flats.

In 1974, daredevil Evel Knievel infamously failed to jump the Snake River Canyon on a rocket bike. Now, stuntman Eddie Braun has pulled off the stunt, launching 2000ft into the sky off a 10-story ramp, at over 400mph. We’re hoping for some GoPro footage, but so far nothing.

Despite the Engrish subtitle of “Ping Pong Boring,” this clip is anything but dull. In it, you’ll see table tennis players use their precision aim to perform a variety of trick shots, and just generally being silly. Also, we might have to try that fishing line trick.

On The Late Late Show, Andy Samberg asked astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson some big questions, and he responded with his typical combination of intelligence, passion, and humor. He never answered the time travel one, so he needs to go back in time and fix that.

While drones can be used for good, they can also be used for nefarious purposes. A police program in The Netherlands has been training eagles to snatch threatening drones right out of the air. Apparently, they’re working on armor to protect the birds from more powerful rotors.

Aside from sleeping at the Springfield nuclear plant, Homer Simpson has had more than a hundred other jobs. Vox averaged his salaries from the past three decades and came up with a depressing conclusion: that Homer reflects the plight of the middle class American.

(PG-13: Language) “I feel like I’m on an iceberg floating away from my f***ing coolness.” Fully Formed Adults is a new comedy web series about three men in their 40s, and how they each refuse to grow up. The first episode is about Josh the teacher.

For their latest bit of action carporn, Pennzoil headed to the frozen tundra of Alberta, Canada with a 2016 BMW M6, and driver Rhys Millen behind the wheel. While many of today’s car commercials are done with CGI, the driving in this impressive clip is 100% Millen.

(PG-13: Language) Saturday Night Live star Jay Pharoah talks about hanging out with Michelle Obama, how normal Drake is outside of rapping, and pics from his Instagram account, all while doing impressions and eating hot wings on First We Feast.

Adafruit maker Phillip Burgess wanted an arcade cabinet he could take anywhere, so he set about making what is apparently the world’s smallest MAME cab. This ridiculously teensy system saves space by using its Raspberry Pi and its other components as the cabinet.

You know who needs self-driving cars? Dinosaurs. Apparently, Audi is going for the prehistoric market with its autonomous driving technology, as evidenced by this bizarre commercial about a depressed T Rex. He still can’t put on a seatbelt though.

Primitive Technology built a roofed shed so he can store firewood and do other fire-related projects out of the rain. It took him a week to gather the timber and turn them into a frame, three days to make and dry a kiln, and almost a day to make the tiles.

(NSFW: Language) Swear words are often used in movies for humor or to make characters seem edgy. But Now You See It points out that they can also be used to clue us in on characters’ relationships – their hierarchy, familiarity and more.

You’ll want to put on your best pair of headphones, turn down the lights, and drink in Paul Thomas Anderson’s stripped down video of Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, and a vintage Roland CR-78 performing Present Tense from their album A Moon Shaped Pool.

Conan pokes fun at Apple’s new wireless Bluetooth earphones by imagining what would happen if the people in the classic iPod silhouette commercials started using the gadget. We cannot believe these cost $159.

Laser Time dug up this juicy nugget from an old episode of Muppets Tonight, in which Kermit donned a giant suit and proceeded to sing (er talk) a cover of Talking Heads’ classic Once in a Lifetime. You must stick around for Statler and Waldorf at the end. Same as it ever was.

One of Monty Python’s best sketches was the one between Michael Palin and John Cleese at the Argument Clinic. Here, Palin’s role is assumed by a vintage Dectalk Express, and Cleese’s by an Intex Talker, with its futuristic Votrax SC-01A chip. Because internet.

(PG-13) Fantasy illustrator Skinner and Hey Beautiful Jerk’s animated video for High on Fire’s track is a heavy metal fever dream, packed with vibrant colors, fantastic creatures, demons, battles, blood, guts, and even a couple of cartoon boobies for good measure.