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Never argue with a pint-sized pronunciator or he’ll hhwip your diapered butt: much to the chagrin of talking dogs, this Cool Hhwip t-shirt is a big (hair) inside joke for Family Guy fans.

Don’t let the rose gold accents fool you; TW Steel’s CEO Tonneau is a man watch through and through, with an edgy 316L stainless steel case, leather strap, and hex rivets.

Waterproof yet lightweight, Magnum Boots’ Elite Force 8.0 WPIs tout ion-mask tech, which coats each fiber of its full-grain leather upper with polymer; also: rear v-cut and Vibram outsole.

Vulcain’s Cricket X-treme automatic watch goes sporty with a black/white or black/blue titanium case, sapphire crystal back, and a new, double-barreled V-21 self-winding movement.

Developed to deal with the crush of holiday shoppers, Robo Santa is holly, jolly, and gigantic; neither rain, nor snow, nor carolers will stop this uber-Claus from delivering its gifts.

Silent and deadly takes on a different air: we’ve wondered what ninjas do behind the scenes, but this We Strike After Lunch t-shirt reveals that even on the can, they’re still on the job.

With Vancouver around the bend, Omega expands its Timeless line with this stainless steel Speedmaster watch; it sports five Olympic-style counters and a shock-absorbing movement.

Despite a simple name and an old-school brand, Burberry’s Extra Large Bracelet Watch is surprisingly sophisticated; it features a bold black 44mm case and a tartan-engraved band.

The Beckman Boot keeps things simple but dressy: named after Red Wing’s founder, it sports a rounded toe box, black Featherstone leather, Vibram sole, and Goodyear welting.

Metal but not massive, Oakley’s X SQUARED sunglasses are made with lightweight titanium alloy; also: anti-glare uV lenses that are hydrophobic, oleophobic, and impact resistant.

Two polar carnivores duke it out in this epic King of the Arctic tee; if yesterday’s last-minute shopping was any indication, they’re fighting over the last parking space at the North Pole Mall.

The Bark4Beer dog collar gives new meaning to the term boozehound: yes, it’s a collar for Fido, but it also features a convenient bottle opener; dog that actually fetches sold separately.

Made for the 2010 Winter Olympics, Richard Mille’s RM011 Americas White watch bares all with a timer, chronograph, calendar, and big date window in a DLC-coated titanium case.

Thinking man’s brand the-affair is back with two tees from Geek Lit 101: Deep One is based on H.P. Lovecraft’s undersea monsters while 42 celebrates Douglas Adam’s Answer.

Today’s techies have nothing on the original mega-dweebs: this Ancient Geeks? t-shirt poses a question Socrates-style while also reppin’ his homies Homer, Aristotle, and Plato.

Nike and vintage textile maker Maharam team up to reissue the Blazer and Oregon Waffle with black tonal horsehair outers; each includes calfskin accents and waxed cotton laces.

Limited to 100 pieces, Graham’s Tourbillograph Trackmaster watch sports an off-center tourbillon, a 47mm stainless steel case with clouse de paris bezel, and tire tread rubber strap.

The Foot Clan leader is apparently a fashion trendsetter, too: this TMNT Shredder Hoodie features arm and shoulder spikes and a zip-up half mask to scare your half-shell enemies.

Bob Ross (aka the Mr. Rogers of painting) is a legend for anyone who watched him on PBS growing up; SteveOramA honors the late TV artist and host with this ThEarlYears t-shirt.

Casio and Globe will drop a heritage collab 4/2010; the G-Shock DW5600GLB-7 watch sports a classic square bezel while Globe contributes a fitted cap and 80s retro Destroyer high-top.

The hallowed ranks of mad scientistdom finally become attainable for the common man with this InstantEvil t-shirt; just add wonderflonium, a dash of NPH, and a bad horse chorus.

Toting is half the battle with ROCCAT’s Tusko LAN Party Case which provides armored portable protection for 15″-24″ monitors; it also includes a keyboard strap and gadget pockets.

It may be only monochrome, but we wouldn’t want Michelle Santiago’s The Swarm t-shirt any other way; the detailed all-over print is buzzing with fantastic winged wasp carnage.