Awesome Leisure

Geralt isn’t the only thing looking pretty in this debut trailer for The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings; CD Projekt RED STUDIO’s action RPG has a release date tentatively set for Q1 2011.

In theaters 4/2/10: Perseus (Sam Worthington) lends a hand to his men while taking one from Calibos in this Clash of the Titans clip; best part: the Batman-esque humor at the end.

Its name is a bit bland, but CTA Digital’s Soft-football for Wii lets you get into the game (and, possibly your TV if you forget the wrist-strap) with a foam attachment for your Wii Remote.

There’s no release date, but we’re liking this first trailer for Shaolin; starring Andy Lau with a special appearance by Jackie Chan, it pits the Shaolin masters against feuding warlords.

Eisner Award-winning comic The Invincible Iron Man is now available as an Omnibus; Volume 1 includes issues 1-19, from his fight with Ezekiel Stane to his days as a fugitive.

Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow gets an uncannily accurate 19″ figure that gets all of his characters attire and demeanor quirks; it includes an LED lantern and weighs 10 lbs.

Consider us bitten and smitten with DBZ’s ultra-swank Venom Guitar; it features a faux snakeskin airbrushed texture, Floyd Rose bridge, gold hardware, and trademark DBZ shape.

GGRP Sound’s flatpacking puts Ikea to shame: their Cardboard Record Player starts off as a folded envelope, but unpacks into a functioning turntable that is spun using a pencil.

This trailer for Alexander Shen’s Cadet 227 isn’t like anything we’ve seen (or heard) before: it’s a game for the visually impaired where you’ll rely solely on sound, with no visuals at all.

Blu-ray gets just a bit bluer on 4/22/10 with the release of Avatar; it’ll be available as a two-disc Blu-ray and DVD combo, with an “ultimate” edition with extras coming in November.

NSFW language: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days gets an 8/24/10 release date while making an unsurprisingly messy entrance to the Far East in the Welcome to Shanghai trailer above.

If you liked last week’s teaser, watch the full trailer for Predators above; the reboot of the franchise spreads the death amongst multiple characters as opposed to focusing on just one.

Perfect for games of Paper Mario, Zim and Zou’s Papercraft Gameboy puts our own origami attempts to shame; it not only includes a Tetris cartridge but a 3D game of Tetris.

Samurai cowboys out for vengeance need look no further than this Enemies trailer for Red Steel 2; it’s packed with psychopaths, swordslingers, butchers, warlords, and of course, ninjas.

Now available: Dragon Age: Origins: Awakening gets a relatively short but sweet launch trailer; the expansion raises the level cap and also includes new spells, items, and abilities.

You’ve got the whole world (floating) in your hands: the Antigravity Platform is basically a big electromagnet that levitates and illuminates your goodies via an included magnetic stand.

You could call ’em blockheads, but for Adult Fans of LEGO it’d be a compliment: AFOL: A Blocumentary takes apart LEGO fans and reveals a surprisingly witty and skilled group of hobbyists.

Yankees Pitcher CC Sabathia takes time out of his not-too-busy schedule for a very important PSA on grenade spamming while also pitching Battlefield: Bad Company 2. Thanks, everyone!

SCEA’s Scott Rohde discusses the PlayStation Move and takes a swipe at the Wii; he not only talks about SOCOM 4 and LBP but a PS3 uber-bundle and two-controller configurations.

Available 3/23/10: Just Cause 2’s launch trailer doesn’t reveal anything new, but commandeering a fighter jet from a helicopter and crashing it into an oil derrick never gets old.

Now available: Kratos serves Mt. Olympus a wrathful eviction notice in this Launch Trailer for God of War III; it runs less than two minutes but packs in much of the game’s first 30 minutes.

NSFW: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls revisits English zombie sensibilities, this time with a quintet of ninja-star throwing, pistol-packing chicks joining the fray.

The latest preview for ATLUS’ PS3 pixel game 3D Dot Game Heroes. Best part: “He builds giant, evil stone golems with lasers… because it’s fun to blow them up.”