Awesome Leisure

Those of us with hearty appetites should take note of the Colossal Cupcake from Crumbs Bake Shop; an impressive 6 1/2″ tall, it’ll feed you and 6 other friends, if you’re feeling generous. (Thanks Laura!)

The editors of Cracked.com prove the truth is funnier than fiction in the textbook teachers never wanted you to read: You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts.

(NSFW: Language) More Bulletstorm goodness in this clip that gives us insight into some awesome weapons and game modes in the combo-based FPS. Hmm… Boneduster or Peacemaker?

Combining classic and modern design, this 3/4 scale, 13-fret guitar is one beautiful instrument. With its unibody carbon-fiber construction, any acoustic player would be proud to own one.

Björk’s Post was possibly (maybe) one of the best albums of the 1990s. A little while back, Stereogum got together some of today’s more adventurous artists to record a free downloadable tribute album.

Menas Zoom is capable of magnifying from 2.2 to 3.4x brightly and without distortion, thanks to the double lens system of a handheld magnifying glass and a light-accumulating reading stone.

Learn more about Dragon Age 2‘s story and the way in which it will be told in BioWare’s latest dev diary. Unfortunately our character will still be either bad or good. Can’t we have a middle ground?

Xbox 360 FPSers have Halo, and PS3 FPSers have Killzone. The new one is really shaping up, and has two things Bungie’s shooters never did – it’s in 3D (meh) and can be played with a gun (awesome).

Upcoming combo-based FPS Bulletstorm parodies of the famous Halo 3 diorama commercial, showing off some of the outrageous kills that players will be able to perform in the game. And then some.

Sure, the WWE and UFC already offer fighting games, but 505 Games and Kung Fu Factory’s unlicensed fighter offers a gritty, blood-spewing, bone-breaking take on MMA-style video games.

A tailgater’s dream: stay outdoors longer with the cordless, element-resistant Chaheati All-Season Heated Chair; its rechargeable heating system has four settings and provides up to six hours of heat.

Angry Birds Knock on Wood is a board game that pits feathered fowl against porcine enemies, like the beloved phone app. Is it the modern version of Mousetrap? We’ll find out in May. (Thanks Martin!)

The Balanzza Truco is a smartly designed 3 in 1 bag that becomes a full size carry-on when stacked together; it can be customized for specific travel needs using any combination of its elements.

We’ve thrown all our Sudoku puzzles out of sheer frustration. Too bad we didn’t have this Google tech in our hands. It can grab an image of a puzzle and solve it faster than a human Sudoku champ.

Does wingsuit basejumping make flying squirrels look boring? The answer may be revealed in this collection of shots from recent flights made by a talented group of enthusiasts. (Thanks IceBone!)

It’s been a long time coming, but all six Star Wars movies are finally coming to high-def Blu-ray disc. The full 9-disc set includes over 30 hours of bonuses including deleted scenes. Out 9/2011.

Legoland California has announced a new attraction: a Miniland area devoted exclusively to scenes from Star Wars movies. Bonus: it’s opening just in time for Spring Break. (Thanks Ron!)

Austin Groff, a player at Twin Valley South High School tosses an incredible backwards desperation shot from half-court just milliseconds before the buzzer buzzes.

If you missed the original BG&E on last-gen consoles, you’ll be happy to know that Ubisoft’s artful action-adventure game is being remastered in high-def for today’s consoles.

Peer Kreuger – the man who made this agile LEGO tank – is back with another LEGO vehicle. He calls his creation the Stilzkin Indrik Arctic Vehicle, hardy beasts that can haul a load through snow.

Guys who love to get a baseball glove ready by smacking the hell out of it while also bothering their wives should check out Louisville Slugger’s Pro Flare Code 55 stiff leather gloves. (Thanks Albert!)

Henry Selick’s meticulously crafted stop-motion film originally shipped with those stupid red/blue 3D glasses when it first hit disc. Now – if you’ve got a 3D TV – you can watch it the way it was meant.

World Champion Johnnie DelValle has redesigned the original Hitman YoYo by adding carbon fiber caps and a Solid Spin axle system; watch him grind out some intimate tricks in this vid (NSFW music).