Awesome Leisure

With the boneheaded plot – let’s make a killing machine so more kids will come to the park! – the hilariously expository dialogue and the goddamn raptor training, it’s crystal clear that you need to check your brain out before seeing this movie.

In Mr. Holmes, John Watson wrote Sherlock’s famous tales (the actual stories are mostly told from Watson’s perspective). But Watson changed details of their escapades, and the detective intends to correct them before he dies.

Funko is turning A Large Evil Corporation’s viral vinyl toy concepts into actual 8″ vinyl figures. The first batch of Vinyl Idolz includes characters from Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, and Napoleon Dynamite.

You’re goddamn right we want one. The first in Threezero’s 1:6 scale Breaking Bad series is Walter White’s alter ego. The 12″ toy has swappable hands, a pistol, a hat, a jacket, two pairs of glasses and five money stacks.

The trailer for the millennial coming-of-age film Dope lays out the movie’s premise. Three hip hop geeks are forced to sell a backpack full of drugs in their quest to become cool. Rapper A$AP Rocky guest stars and appears to be a decent actor.

The Pocket Shot is a collapsible slingshot. Its replaceable pouch works with a variety of ammo, including glass and steel balls. You can even shoot arrows with it if you add an arrow rest. BB pellets will puncture it though.

A girl befriends her eccentric neighbor, who tells her the story of The Little Prince. An animated adaptation of the classic existential tale about adulthood and human nature. Prepare your tear ducts for one hell of a workout.

In a rare moment of brilliance for the Chicago Cubs, pitcher Jon Lester had to improvise when the baseball got stuck in his glove. He tossed the entire glove and ball to get the man out at first. Naturally, the Cubs went on to lose anyhow.

Director Mark Zibert and effects shop Alter Ego pulled off this impressive promo spot for Cycling Canada, in which bicycles appear to be riding themselves across the Canadian landscape. Be sure to check out the behind the scenes reel too.

Jauntful lets you make online city guides and browse user-made ones for free. It’s great for helping out visiting loved ones or planning your own trips. It can also format guides into print-friendly versions.

The Fantastic Four gets rebooted as a young adult origin story, as our four future heroes teleport to a dangerous universe and come home to Earth with mutant powers to face off against a former friend gone bad.

The NBA hypes up the playoffs by releasing mockups of the 2014-2015 championship ring for each of the 16 playoff teams. The Hawks and Bulls rings are style co-champs. And how depressing is it that the Nets are in while OKC are not?

Wheels? We don’t need no steenkin’ wheels! That’s the thought that must have been going through the minds of MAJER Crew as they show off some skate tricks with the wheels pulled off of their skateboards, riding only on the bearings.

MakerBot’s iPad app is 3D modeling software for beginners. Its new Shape Maker feature turns sketches into 3D models. You can refine and tweak the resulting model or print it right away (provided you have a 3D printer).

The first look at Zack Snyder’s battle between The Dark Knight and Superman doesn’t do much to explain why they’re at each other’s throats, but it paints a sufficiently bleak picture of the world for Affleck and Cavill to face off within.

Our favorite Mac music player is now on iOS. Vox plays MP3, OGG, FLAC, APE, WMA and CUE files. It also has built-in iTunes Radio and SoundCloud streaming. It’s completely free; the only in-app purchase is an optional cloud service.

If you can believe it, the footage you see here is taken directly from the game engine of EA’s epic relaunch of Star Wars Battlefront. Coming this November to PS4, PC and Xbox One. We can’t wait to fly around with Boba Fett’s jet pack.

A look at the Career mode in the much-awaited crowdsourced racing game Project CARS. Unlike its competitors, all races in the game are unlocked right away. Work your way up, hop around or stay on one tier – it’s all up to you.

This mysterious upcoming PS4 title from developer The Chinese Room invites players to explore a lost community as they try to unravel their final days and what led to their demise and the end of the world.

(PG-13: Language) Comedy rapper Lil Dicky narrates what actually goes down when he and his crew plan a boys’ night out. No Bugattis just Lyfts, no Hood By Air just plaid by Gap, and no dope ladies – or any ladies.

Quentin Tarantino’s post-Civil War drama stars Channing Tatum, Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson, and revolves around a group of bounty hunters trying to survive a blizzard, but who get wrapped up in something much more insidious.

If all you want is B-movie action, just let a kid write the script. Axe Cop brings spider bears, dinosaurs with miniguns and now, a bath time crisis that foreshadows a bigger problem. Airs Thursday nights on FXX. Season 1 here.

Trine 3‘s knight, thief and wizard display their unique abilities separately. The game’s colors are still too saturated for our taste, but the platforming and puzzles are still on point even with the new 3D environment.