Awesome Funny Stuff

(NSFW: Language) The French are sometimes stereotyped as being fashion snobs. The very animated comedian Oliver Giraud reveals how you can fit in Parisian shops should you encounter his intimidating countrymen.

Jordan Halland’s girlfriend Summer somehow found out when he was going to propose to her. Lacking the element of surprise, Jordan settled for suspense. Restaurants will be peppered with copycats for the next couple of weeks.

When you’re out on a date, do you intentionally wait for several seconds before you respond to your partner so they won’t think you’re too into them? No? Then why the hell do we think that way when it comes to texting?

(NSFW: Language) In celebration of Thanksgiving, the Official Comedy channel has pieced together a brief reel to school us on the proper use of the term “jive turkey” – just in case you were planning on using it on your relatives.

Breaking news: cats take care of you. And not just in Soviet Russia. Ze Frank uses his hypnotic baritone voice and hilarious wit to come up with alibis for the annoying habits of cats. And also to sell kitty litter.

One of the numerous entries for Doritos 2014 Crash the Super Bowl commercial contest, Thomas Noakes’ spot is equal parts hilarious and disturbing. We won’t give away the punchline, but you can quickly guess where it’s headed.

Mario and Fafa set out to create the absolutely worst top ten list of all time, somehow managing to fill five minutes of our time explaining their favorite numbers between 0 and 9, inclusive. Our fave? We plead the Fifth.

Upscale UK retailer Harvey Nichols launched this tongue-in-cheek holiday campaign which suggests you spend your money on awesome gifts for yourself, leaving your family with such prized items as paper clips, toothpicks or gravel.

wow. so animation. much soundtrack. Weebl’s Stuff takes a page out of Nyan Cat’s book, creating an infections little video featuring the Internet’s favorite shibe doge. Nope, it still makes no sense, but we love it anyway.

While we don’t like to spend time washing dishes by hand, this restaurant dishwasher takes speed-washing to the extreme, as he scrubs 50 plates in about 10 seconds. We didn’t say they were clean, necessarily.

Comedian Gavin McInnes shows us how to take on the most vicious of opponents in the ring – babies. While some of the moves are effective, we’re pretty sure they wouldn’t work on Dragon Baby. (Thanks Thomas!)

Kyle Clark of Colorado news channel 9news has a message to his fellow Coloradans: stop taking pictures of patios each time it snows. Yeah folks, why not take pictures of your laser-eyed demon horse instead? Regardless of the weather?

A hungry llama sees a very juicy bush in the middle of the desert, but there’s an electric fence in the way. Caminandes is a series made by the folks behind the free 3D animation program Blender. Watch the first episode here.

(NSFW: Language) Dead Parrot cast two old men to recreate an online argument that erupted in the comments section of a One Direction music video. Sadly the mockery will probably be lost on the very people who made these statements.

Improv Everywhere drops by a neighborhood Starbucks to order a venti strawberry Frappuccino, take in some free wi-fi, and also to recreate a classic moment from Stanley Kubrick’s epic Spartacus.

(NSFW: Language, Gross) Seth Rogen and James Franco did a shot for shot remake of Kanye West’s intentionally(?) generic and cheesy music video for his single Bound 2. You can see both videos side-by-side here. Jesus wept.

We prefer the moniker “birddogs” for these amusing hybrid animals created by carefully merging dogs and birds into a new species – courtesy of Adobe Photoshop. We definitely wouldn’t want to get hit by falling dird poop.

Glitches can be annoying or hilarious. But on occasion, a glitch reaches such epic proportions that it’s better than some of the game’s scripted moments. This Assassin’s Creed IV glitch is one such moment of unintended brilliance.

This is Mike! He owns a golf shop! He doesn’t care for! Fancy commercials! He just wants to get his message! Across! No Old Spice trickery! Here! Or any of that stuff! That’s Mike! He owns a golf! Shop!

(NSFW: Language) Animator Lee Hardcastle is usually known for his hyper-violent claymation, but for his latest clip he took a break from playing with his Play-Doh, and went for some candy bars instead. Dirty, dirty candy bars.

Aaron Paul and his mighty hobo beard recalls an elaborate prank that he and his buddies pulled on one of their friends. They made him believe that a meteorite fell on their backyard. Then things got out of hand.

(Gross) Food extremist L.A. Beast eats two Chocolate Butlahs, which his chili connoisseur friends are calling the world’s hottest pepper. Either that claim is true or this guy should replace Mark Ruffalo as the Incredible Hulk.

(SPOILERS) A bonus feature from the Blu-ray box set of Breaking Bad. It shows main actors Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul reading the script for the season finale for the first time. We want to see Cranston read the script for this ending.