Awesome Funny Stuff

Jerry Seinfeld kicks off the third season of the offbeat but always entertaining Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee by giving Louis C.K. a ride to the Chelsea Piers in a ridiculous 59′ Fiat Jolly so they can take Louis’ yacht on the Hudson River.

(NSFW) The first episode of Long Story Short, a comedy series about the misadventures of a dude named Tommy. It’s presented like a spy thriller, except instead of a secret agent it stars a miserable loser.

YouTuber Dario Trovato remixed Jurgen Otto’s video of a peacock spider, turning its courtship display into a fabulous disco dance. It looks like the arachnid equivalent of the YMCA is the YYYY.

Oh, so that’s how you use a cutter. Comedian Matt Parker once again dropped by Numberphile to unbox a calculator. This time he unpacks a Casio Data Bank, a calculator watch with a good accuracy-to-volume ratio.

This construction worker – and talented thespian – has one of the largest lighters we’ve ever seen. Part of us is wondering what crap that bucket has touched. But mostly we were just waiting for the dude to suddenly be rammed into the wall.

(NSFW) The Midnight Show imagines one of the concerns of future politicians. Just think, that disgusting pervert you muted on Call of Duty could be the next President. Also your country as you know it will have ceased to exist.

(SPOILERS) “Oh come on it’s right THERE” Sherlock is back from the dead, but he quickly makes Watson wish he never came back. Or not. Cartoonist Leigh Lahav imagines what it’s like to watch TV with an über detective.

We’ve heard a kid imitate sirens, but we’d rather listen to YouTuber Yamato Suzuki’s dog. If this Golden Retriever came with ambulances, folks would feel better before they even got to the hospital. Waaaauuuwawawawaw!

LOL My Thesis is a blog where university students summarize their theses in one or two sentences. The result is Twitter-esque self-deprecating humor. Don’t let your parents find out about it.

Watch Tony Stark become a pretty soldier as he suits up in the style of the classic Japanese manga Sailor Moon. It was made by freshmen Animation students at the Chungkang College of Cultural Industries.

(NSFW) Animation Domination HD takes on an easy target. Here are the questions that millions of gamers have asked at least once, in song form. If anything Pokémon should be catching and pitting us against each other.

You’ll be able to make your very own LEGO model of 742 Evergreen Terrace come February with the release of a construction set of the iconic home of the Simpsons and a 16-character line of mini-figs to follow in the summer.

Mike Goldberg here at AFC 1, we have Cat in the black fur and Dog in the black and gold fur. Looks like Dog isn’t afraid of being taken down by – OH! MY! GOODNESS! IT IS AAAAALL OVER! CAT REMAAAAINS SUPREME. (Thanks Wilbert!)

Threading a needle, petting a poodle, mocking a bad client and not getting a traffic ticket. belVita breakfast biscuits celebrates these little victories and more in their quirky little commercial. Who’s that girl? It’s Susan!

Last year Tommy Edison was asked if there were magic tricks for blind people. Jokes aside, Tommy didn’t think there were any. It turns out not only are there tricks for blind people, there’s even a magician for blind people.

Have fortune cookies lost their magic for you? Or are you just a Chinese food-loving pessimist? Then grab a box of Misfortune Cookies. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh. Then cry. They probably taste bad too.

The young minds behind this Breaking Bad parody should be pretty proud of themselves. They do a great job of poking fun at the show’s heavy themes while still paying homage to many of the best moments from the series.

(NSFW: Language) Forgive Jeffrey Moffatt’s vertical video. He didn’t have the time to think about that. Jeffrey was hunting at Northern Alberta Outfitters when black bears wandered into his location. He was atop a tree. Didn’t help.

Old Spice captures the panic and heartache felt by parents around the world when they realize their sweet and precious child is now a virile teenager. And then some. We don’t remember our moms being this sneaky. Right mom? Mom?

Here’s another helping of videos extracted and taken out of context twice over. YouTuber xerograde presents some of the best Gif sounds submitted by Reddit users in 2013. Superman dat hoooo

Calvin Broadus Jr.: rapper, philanthropist, dogg, lion and The Price is Right genius. Think he only knows how much mansions and yachts cost? Nope. Snoop knows his ice cream machines. Listen for Drew Carey’s Snoop pun at the end.

So it’s butt-ass freezing in much of the country, so outdoor activities are limited to stuff like skiing, ice skating and snowmobiling, right? Nope. The trampoline is good too. Best watched with audio on.

(NSFW/Gore) In the distant future, humans have become immortal cyborgs but are unable to reproduce. Takahide Hori’s Junk Head 1 is a funny and horrifying masterpiece of stop-motion. For the love of God, let’s fund the sequel.