Awesome Funny Stuff

(NSFW: Language) Colton Wright found himself face to face with an owl that somehow got into his house. After an initial freakout, he eventually found that a calm demeanor – and a Swiffer – was the solution to his owly dilemma.

(NSFW: Language) Oh dear. Eager Beaver Films created this amusing mashup of the Mr. Men universe with the dark and devious world of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. The Roger Hargreaves voiceover is priceless.

Smosh Games takes on Portal and Portal 2, their quirky characters, and VALVE’s seeming inability to make a 3rd full game in any given franchise. C’mon guys, we’re dying for some Half-Life 3. Or Portal 3. Or Team Fortress 3.

A band of kids at Grosse Pointe Music Academy attempts to perform a cover of Weezer’s classic Undone: The Sweater Song when something unexpected puts a damper on the performance. Wait… for… it…

Some have questioned whether or not Ben Affleck can pull off playing Batman, but the franchise has a pretty long history of odd casting choices. Remember Val Kilmer? FoxADHD gazes into its crystal ball to find the bats of tomorrow.

Smoothini the Ghetto Houdini performs sleight of hand tricks in Las Vegas. He’s also on the current season of America’s Got Talent. You can figure out his first few tricks if you replay the video enough times, but he’s smooth all right.

In this amusing commercial for TNT Russia, they doctored scenes of iconic movie characters, and made it look like they were snapping selfies. They’re all pretty great, but we like Gollum’s reluctant self portrait the best.

A specialized version of the most useless machine which is designed to do one thing and one thing only – automatically extinguish the candle its maker keeps lighting. And to think this is from the same guy who gave us this.

Prankster Tom Mabe tricks random people into thinking they’ve got a bee buzzing around their heads. While some folks were easily fooled, we think most them were just trying to get away from the crazy man flailing his arms at them.

Clueless gamer Conan O’Brien drops by this year’s E3 to check out the upcoming console games and technology. Watch him talk about the intricacies of the double high-five and accidentally reveal that he’s actually a German pervert.

(NSFW: Language) Ladies and gentlemen… This is just horrible. This Arnold Schwarzenegger compilation from Distractotron is completely juvenile, but the endless stream of fart jokes cracks us up like 10-year-old boys, regardless.

In stark contrast to Discovery’s deadly Shark Week, Animalist.com and Animal Planet are going to kill us with cuteness with their version -Sloth Week. A full week of Slothy goodness starts today (6/20) at SlothWeek.com.

(NSFW: Language) “Man, wood, flesh. That’s it. America.” Rapper, chef, gourmand and all around lover of life Action Bronson drops by some of his favorite restaurants in the U.S. and makes some guacamole and rib eye steak.

Jimmy Fallon knew Kevin Hart is afraid of riding roller coasters, but he made the comedian get on one with him anyway. The thumbnail sums it up. Watch the two get whipped about on the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit at Universal Florida.

“Your boss uses “Tenure”.” The folks behind FantasyCon had a great realization. If the characters in roleplaying games were real, they wouldn’t play Dungeons & Dragons. They’re more likely to roleplay as us. Episode 2 here.

(NSFW: Language) A video from a couple of years ago in which comedian Pete Holmes and Chris Thayer each ate a spicy habanero pepper before conducting an interview. We can only imagine how it might have gone with ghost peppers.

When forced to use a dirty toilet, do you cover the toilet seat with tissue? Or do you just try your best not to make contact with the seat? AsapScience says it doesn’t matter which tactic you choose. So just hold it in til you get home.

Numberphile shares a cake-cutting method proposed by scientist Francis Galton. Either Galton didn’t actually like cake or he didn’t have many friends. Otherwise he wouldn’t have this problem. Leftover cake? What’s that?

Musicless music video master Mario Wienerroither pokes fun at the silly dance moves in Mick Jagger and David Bowie’s superfluous 1985 remake of Dancing in the Street. At least the video has some redeeming qualities now.

Just because we are enjoying Rhett & Link’s latest ode to obsessive compulsive behavior doesn’t mean that we can relate to it at all. It’s just funny. No really, we never organize candy by color or get upset when the pizza isn’t evenly cut.

Oh, Japan. How we love your fascination with surreal, yet hilarious advertising. Take, for instance, this spot for a piece of workout gear called Wonder Core, which also happens to save you from accidentally falling on your ass.

Simon Chong perfectly combined the opening song Hello from Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s hilariously offensive Broadway hit with the animation style of South Park. A fan-made match made in heaven(s).

Not to be outdone by its fans, Valve shows us what it can do with Source Filmmaker. To celebrate the Love & War update for Team Fortress 2, Valve made this short film about love, teleporters and bread. (Thanks Josh!)