Awesome Funny Stuff

While other scientists are still working on cures for lethal diseases, and engines that don’t need fuel, YouTuber nothd70 is proud to share the unambiguous conclusion of his research: IT FLOATS! CHICKENS FLOAT!

Like Pizza Rat, This dachshund managed to get her hands (er, mouth) on a slice of pepperoni pizza. She’s thrilled with her prize, and nobody is going to take it away from her. Despite her stubbornness, she possesses some will power. Our dogs would have just gulped it down.

“Here’s the view looking down… WHOA” Evan Griffin claims that his dad Joseph borrowed his GoPro for their trip to Las Vegas. But it seemed like the elder Griffin forgot what a camera’s lens looks like. His dad then took the camera swimming without its waterproof case.

Canadian sports channel TSN spliced together this highlight reel of an adorable little boy at a recent NHL game between the New York Rangers and the Ottawa Senators. We’re not sure he even watched any of the game, but he clearly was having the time of his life.

(PG-13: Language) Comedian Greg Benson finally makes the most appropriate use of his expletive-filled whirlwind tours. Watch him go on a fast and furious jaunt through the greatest and grumpiest city in the world.

…or at least a man in a turkey costume. The Undertaker dropped by The Tonight Show to help fellow pro wrestler Brad Maddox roast in peace. We can only dream of being able to lift a 200 lb. man while wearing a grandma’s hat when we’re 50.

“You know how to spell Horse?” “I ain’t never made it past H.” Kyrie Irving’s youngblood-slaying alter ego returns. While visiting Miami, Uncle Drew hears that one of his rivals is in town – the sweet-shooting Skinny Walt. Baron Davis’ character needs his own TV show.

YouTuber EviGL Павел made a reverse parody of the famous hanging hack scene from Mission Impossible. Why bother with fancy software when Windows can let you in? Oh right – for the huge “COPYING TOP SECRET FILE” progress bar.

(PG-13: Language) Some people make us feel unworthy of being in the same species as they are. Then there are folks like Simone Giertz, who makes it a point to develop modest ideas into hilariously mediocre results. If she can be average, then so can you!

Watch 5-year-old Phoenix replace a Toyota Corolla’s wheel bearing. As a bonus, he throws in the gearhead’s version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. He doesn’t do it flawlessly, but that’s a mechanic for you. Heyo!

YouTuber Mike Boyd is starting a series of videos where he documents himself learning something new. First off, he tried to learn how to do a kickflip on a skateboard. While you shouldn’t listen to everything Malcolm Gladwell says, practice and perseverance do pay off.

“Just to give you an idea how hard these guys were punching, sometimes a punch didn’t even land, and the head flew back anyway.” CollegeHumor imagines how ESPN’s documentary series would treat Rocky Balboa’s fight against Ivan Drago.

After making a sandwich and a suit from scratch, How to Make Everything host Andy George shows us how to create a soda fountain favorite from raw ingredients. It only cost him $900 and took days of work, but at least he can call it “handcrafted.” Watch every step here.

Mehdi Sadaghdar thinks power banks are stupid, simply another thing that needs to be charged. So he added a USB charging port to a crank-powered flashlight, but not before sacrificing a couple of gadgets.

“Are there any Jews in New Britain? I heard they don’t let Jews in New Britain.” Cards Against Humanity’s last ever holiday bundle gets you eight “safe for work” gifts throughout December for just $15. If you’re not buying, at least watch their ad.

A woman who’s sick of being single tries out speed dating. But her desperation may have led her to a symposium of stereotypical jerks and freaks in Meghann Artes’ slapstick stop-motion short film.

“There are often several fire burning parts to an up goer.” MinutePhysics and XKCD teamed up to explain how to explore space – but with one major restriction – they could only use the 1000 most common words in the English language to describe rocket science.

(PG-13 Language) Ed Asner and Doris Roberts star in this four minute gem of a video, where the uninitiated can now become educated on what exactly it means to “Netflix and chill.” Has this made it to the Oxford dictionary yet?

(PG-13: Language) Fallout 4 has a robot butler named Codsworth that can recognize and say certain player names. Polygon played a Scribblenautsian name game with the robot to test its limits. If he can’t say your name, you might be insulted at what he can say.

In one of his matches in the British pro wrestling league Insane Championship Wrestling, Graeme Stevely aka Grado pumped up the crowd with an unconventional theme song. The mostly male audience took it all in stride. Skip to 0:35.

A hilarious and explosive Australian commercial by 8Com director Josh Frizzell for the Toyota Camry highlighting the everyday battles and insanity of raising a family. Seriously, they don’t need to spend any money on a Super Bowl commercial in February, and just run this.

(PG-13: Language) “Like this was an art project that I did, I found out I had to do this art project 15 minutes before it was due.” Jerma985 used a couple of mods to create hilariously grotesque Skyrim characters.

(Crude humor, Gore) Conan admires his own body, goes on a killing spree with the Slow Downy Machine and looks for post-nuclear hookups in the latest Clueless Gamer episode. War. War never changes. And by war we mean Fallout‘s graphics.