Posts Written by Paul Strauss

NSFW: It’ll fly right over your face-painted heads if you’re not a Juggalo/ette, but for Insane Clown Posse Fans, Scott Gairdner’s Juggalo News is as close as it gets to Faygo heaven.

It’s no secret that Admiral Ackbar is the king of fully operational understatements, but this It’s A Trap! tee got him demoted to Captain Obvious; may the course correction be with you.

M is for muscle with Hamann’s Tycoon Evo M, which tears through its 0-62 in 4.2s and tops out at 186 mph thanks to 661 hp / 575 lb-ft; it also sports dual center pipes and a CF bonnet.

Berkeley student Roland Saekow’s BearExtender n3 is a 700 mW Wi-fi radio that increases the range of any Apple laptop or desktop’s signal by 2x-4x by replacing its Airport card.

The previous trailers were excellent overviews, but this 2v2 trailer for Napoleon: Total War is purely epic; with a few historical alterations, it simulates a massive battle at Waterloo.

Burberry is best known for stodgy patterns, but this Digital Watch is anything but; it sports a textured black ionic-plated 44mm case, matching black rubber strap, and bold digital dial.

CodeOrgan.com converts keypresses to the key of http minor: enter the URL of any website, and it’ll create a custom composition with its own key, synth effects and drums. Thanks, James!

It wasn’t humanoid like the Final Five, but this Cylon Teddy Bear will at least warm your heart before raining nukes on the Colonies; it’s equipped with the Larson Scanner LED KIT.

It’s a Cideko rebrand, but MSI’s Air gives us hope that the 80 key mini-keyboard will get a wider release; the 7 oz. peripheral doubles as an air mouse thanks to built-in 3D motion sensors.

Lumitectura is a time-lapse film unlike anything we’ve seen before; filmed on a single day between 2pm and 6pm, it uses about 50 masks to create normally impossible lighting situations.

Clean yet sophisticated, TechnoMarine’s Cruise Sport is an entry level diver’s watch; it boasts 200 m water resistance, a silicone strap, rotating bezel, and 45 mm stainless steel case.

Gibson honors Grammy & CMA winner Randy Scruggs with 100 Advanced Jumbo acoustic guitars; the round-shouldered dreadnoughts are made with Sitka spruce and solid rosewood.

Awakening’s Sigrun Trailer reveals that the Legion of the Dead has finally lived up to its name, but it also makes us realize what we’ve been really missing: a good ol’ underground romp.

Firefighter James McGowan’s M.A.K.-1 (Multiple Access Knife) is a rescue multi-tool; it features a pry-bar tip, knife edge, twist breaker groove, carbide tip butt breaker, and 8mm groove.

If you’ve run out of Wonderflonium, fear not: Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog arrives on Blu-ray 5/25/10; it’ll include audio commentary, a making-of documentary, and bonus footage.

We’ve featured Campagna in the past, but their 2010 T-Rex 14R is their most ferocious trike to date, with a 197 hp 1400cc Kawasaki and a 0-60 of 3.92s; the two-toned RR is limited edition.

We have a soft spot for The Sentry Project’s Airsoft Minigun Sentry, partly because of how thorough the DIY instructions are, but mostly because of its voice: Portal, we heart-cube you.

Vestal Vision is the brand’s first foray into eyewear; all six styles can be previewed online now, and feature Vestal’s own unisex take on classics such as the Aviator and Wayfarer.

It’s too bad Constellation was canceled, but at least we have NASA’s Lunar Electric Rover iPhone/iPod app; at its heart is a playable LER simulator with multiple difficulty levels.

Man-cave friendly and eco-friendly, no animals were harmed in the making of these Aluminum Antler Lamp Bases; in fact, they were probably helped as the metal is recycled.

Sure, it starts (and ends) like a cheesy Korean soap opera, but Team Bay’s My Way has a meaty center of awesomery-goodness packed with a German Wolverine, ninjas, and heinous head butts.

Not to be outdone by the TL500’s fast glass, Samsung’s TL350 records 1080p videos and snaps 10 MP pictures simultaneously; it also features a 1,000 fps 138×78 pixel movie mode.

NASA’s mantra for finding extraterrestrial life has been “follow the water,” but we’re pretty sure this I’m Just As Confused As You Are t-shirt isn’t where they’d like to boldly go.