Posts Written by Paul Strauss

What happens when you take one loony, naked man and let him have his way with a hay baling machine? Um, this. Avert your eyes if you don’t want to see crazy old guy butt crack.

Be careful with that funny bone! Watch out for that spare rib! One false move and not only will you kill this giant patient, but you’ll also knock over thousands of dominoes.

Well, there’s more than one way to solve a Rubik’s Cube. Skydiver Kleiner Ludewig likes to figure his out while free-falling through the sky from 14,000 feet in a tiny rubber boat.

Assuming you like Heineken, this desktop kegerator could be your new best friend. It keeps your beer perfectly chilled, and dispenses easily from Heine’s pressurized 5-liter mini kegs.

Not only does this box set offer 5 of Bruce Lee’s greatest martial arts masterpieces, the collection is entirely on Blu-ray, with 1080p HD transfers and tons of bonus features. Region A only.

Perfect for stamping those T.P.S. reports you’re submitting later this week, these rubber stamps offer snarky and obnoxious messages so you can leave your mark on papers or coworkers.

In celebration of the 160th birthday of the venerable Tennessee whiskey maker, Jack Daniel’s presents this limited-edition black bottle of Old No. 7. Hmmm, should we look at it or start sipping?

Just because there’s a giant washing machine robot hovering over crowds of screaming masses running from flaming buildings doesn’t mean that it necessarily means them harm… or does it?

According to the description, this “official U.S. Army field manual” provides hundreds of illustrations and techniques for tracking and exterminating those pesky werewolves. Uh, yeah.

You’ve seen the preview for M. Night Shyamalan’s trapped-in-an-elevator thriller Devil, but we like MTV’s version a lot better. Then again, anything would be better than his recent movies.

Adding to the hype about the impending release of Halo: Reach, Bungie just dropped this gorgeous live-action/CGI video as a teaser for the game’s 9/14 launch. Get out your plasma pistols!

The 2011 Evora S offers an amped-up Toyota 3.5l V6, with 345-hp, while the IPS option makes the Evora line easy to drive, with a six-speed automatic transmission and manual paddle-shift override.

Chrome’s Midway is a durable cycling shoe made from 1,000 denier weatherproof cordura nylon with suede accents. The thoughtful tongue garage for laces prevents interference with bike gear systems.

This side-scrolling beat-em-up finally hit XBLA and PSN, and it’s well worth the wait. Tons of weapons, local co-op mode, great looks and a story from the writer of God of War add up to a great game.

So you’ve already seen all this week’s viral videos, so what’s next? The guys at 0 Views troll the bowels of YouTube for the least watched clips, hoping to expose the best of the bunch.

At $69, Serendipity 3’s Foot-Long Haute Dog is the world’s most expensive hot dog, grilled in white truffle oil, topped with foie gras, black truffles and caramelized onions, and placed in a pretzel bun.

In the creepy Case 39, Renee Zellweger stars as family services social worker Emily Jenkins, who thinks she’s seen it all until she meets her most mysterious case, 10-year old Lilith Sullivan.

Like old movies? This nifty iPad app gives you free access to a growing library of hundreds of streamed classics and B-movies, all in a familiar interface that’s as easy to navigate as it gets.

Buffalo Trace Distillery is releasing the 2 latest whiskeys in its rare and limited Experimental Collection – one aged in a new toasted French oak barrel; the other from a used American White oak.

Buzzin’ makes us feel good! Charge your personal proton packs with these handmade Ghostbusters marshmallows, each loaded with 100mg of caffeine. Not sure if they fit in the Mforcer, though.

Many comedians out there are about as serious as it gets when they’re not performing. Ricky Gervais is not one of those guys as is demonstrated by this 10-year compilation of his infectious laugh.

The talented Faith Pearson was challenged with incorporating old ink cartridges into her artwork. She transformed them into geeky, humorous works of art with heavy sci-fi and pop culture references.

Chinese artist Ju Duoqi likes to play with her food, recreating classic paintings using precisely diced and sliced veggies. With such knife skills, she’s our write-in nominee for Top Chef.