Posts Written by Paul Strauss

(NSFW: Language) Even better than than the original obscenity-filled table, this version actually swears at you when you push its buttons. And if you’re not British, you’ll learn a thing or two.

Adobe recently showed off a new feature for a future version of Photoshop which really blew our minds. This deblurring tech can miraculously fix some of the worst victims of camera shake.

Max Winston’s I Live in the Woods! is a richly animated, terribly twisted tale of a woodsman’s journey, driven by happiness, slaughter, and a confrontation with the man upstairs. (Thanks Matt!)

Whether you’re a fan of the Oakland Raiders or Mortal Kombat, Lord Raiden will terrorize your opponents with his glowing eyes, teleportation combos, and lightning-powered end-zone dance.

Megatron, Mixmaster and Soundwave take on Epic Meal Time as only a roomful of Decepticons could. They’re makin’ the ultimate Energon Cube with plenty of silicon chips, tire strips and Jack Dagnels.

With motion tracking, an omni-directional treadmill and a 360° projection dome, this BF3 arena even shoots players with paintballs when hit. Watch UK Channel 5’s The Gadget Show on 10/24 for more.

If you’d rather not buy entire bags of pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers, pluck out the yummy marshmallows yourself, with Tom Lombardi’s ingenious 3D printed gadget.

If funded, Starr Labs iTar will turn your iPad into a fully-functional electronic guitar, complete with MIDI fretboard controller and a music app with virtual stings and a whammy bar.

Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry can now hang out in your pad, in 9″ tall plush form, at least. Each is part of a nutritious breakfast. But where are Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy?

According to our calculations, this should be the world’s six minutes of zen today: it’s Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, executed with laugh-out-loud élan from William Shatner. (Thanks Everyone!)

(NSFW: Language) You’ll never guess who’s behind the director’s chair of this epic battle scene. One clue – it’s someone who’s seen more movies than most of us. A well done little promo for Canal+.

Dubbed “The Mother of All Hot Wheels Tracks”, it’s 2,000 feet-long, runs through 14 rooms, and even goes outdoors. Why couldn’t we have had this thing when we were kids? Still, it’s not quite this big.

There’s no shortage of jaw-dropping action in YAK Films’ official recap of highlights from the “All Battles All” section 2011’s Notorious International Breakdancing Event.

Three minutes of poetic, without being sappy, Mat Harrington’s beautifully shot Machine tells the tale of a man, the bike he built with his own hands and the simple joy of the ride. (Thanks Bryn!)

All it took was a couple of posts, a few bungee cords, an ATV, and a little sense of adventure to create this insane human slingshot, built by the Pope family of Hobble Creek Canyon, UT.

This 2007 video may feature Formula Vee racer Robbie Allen somersaulting his vehicle in a crash, but we bet that’s the second reason you rewind it for a better look. Too bad it was just the nose.

The stylish Oakley Full Metal Jacket titanium watch comes with a removable single face that can be mounted on a pocket watch chain or used as a conventional wrist watch. (Thanks Dane!)

We’re enjoying British game show host Bradley Walsh’s attempts to stay collected while stifling laughter at a question he reads aloud in this clip from ITV1’s The Chase. (Thanks James!)

The name may bring back memories, but there’s nothing old-school about this RAZR. It’s slimmer than iPhone 4, has a 1.2 GHz dual-core CPU, 1GB of RAM, shoots 1080p video, and 4G LTE support.

Here’s Naughty Dog’s official launch trailer for the gorgeous and thrilling Drake’s Deception, revealing key plot points and mysteries that set Nathan’s latest epic adventure in motion.

More is revealed in the second trailer for Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, as Holmes and Watson must contend with the criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty, Holmes’ evil, intellectual equal.

Here ye, greedy NBA players: don’t think for a minute you couldn’t get replaced by this number one feline draft pick. Looks like all the moves are solid, plus, bonus: payment in Friskies.

Look beyond Lytro’s unusual form-factor to its groundbreaking light-field technology, which eliminates the need to focus, and lets you refocus your images at any time after you snap them.