Posts Written by Lambert Varias

These bicycles have a space in the middle of the frame, large enough to hold a briefcase. The rigid frame protects the object, while the object lowers the bike’s center of gravity, increasing stability.

Classic video game characters who wish to remain anonymous should just put a paper bag over their heads, because as this shirt shows, pixelating their faces only makes them more recognizable.

Mike Eisenberg of ScreenRant combined scenes from the Toy Story 3 trailers with the latest Inception trailer. Hans Zimmer’s imposing soundtrack truly makes this mash-up awesome.

Directed by Spike Jonze, this classic IKEA commercial was so perfectly executed that some people just didn’t get it. We still think it’s amusing, and has Jonze’s quirky style written all over it.

So you want to have kids, eh? This blog will show you your future. Although we still think a bunch of drunk men could do worse, you might want to assess just how much of this sh*t you can take.

Nouphone J. Bansasine’s Volvo SC90 sports sedan concept has been described as having “immense amounts of convex and concave surfacing”, which is a long way of saying that it is damn sexy.

Zach and Russell’s What The F*ck Should I Make For Dinner provides links to recipes – you can even choose non-meat dishes – delivered in a manner that would make Sam Halpern proud.

The latest member of TAG Heuer’s Link series is a classy combination of sapphire and stainless steel. A simple twist of its magnetic bezel shows the time in one of 24 preset cities.

CollegeHumor destroys the Uffie copycat Ke$ha and her “rapping but not quite”, “bitchy gay robot” style. Endure the beat of Tik Tok one more time – we promise, this one’s worth it.

What are the three primary beards? Is a Maltese the same as a Claus-esque beard? What the hell is a Queen’s Brigade? All these and more are addressed in the manliest poster ever made.

Why read a bunch of letters that no one ever wants to receive? To remind us that everyone deals with rejection, and we shouldn’t let it stop us from succeeding. Also some of the letters are funny.

The unicorns of Radiant Farms are regularly massaged with Guinness and fed nothing but the best candy corn to make sure that their meat becomes more sparkly. Taste magic in every bite.

NSFW: Comedian Brian Posehn expresses his passion for metal and disses pretenders in this headbanging song, which is included in his appropriately-named album, Fart & Wiener Jokes.

It wasn’t made to look like bacon just for the heck of it – Greg Grabowy hopes that his product’s fun form will encourage people to wash their hands more often. UnFortunately, it’s not bacon scented.

The EEEKeyboard is a computer in a keyboard, turning any HDMI display into a monitor via the bundled wireless kit. Its 5″ touchscreen has program shortcuts and media player controls.

Wearing this is like having your own personal bodyguard, because next to god, there is no greater protection than Mr. T. We pity the fool who doesn’t find this hoodie hilarious.

We always knew someone with enough free time would do this – nearly four minutes of Hurley saying “dude” from all six seasons of LOST. The word barely means anything anymore dude. Dude.

Remember your elementary science textbooks and their hand drawn illustrations and fun facts? Fake Science is exactly like that, except without the facts. Do not show this site to your kids.

A mountain bike ditches its bumbling rider and decides to take matters into its own handlebars. We were expecting to hear the Looney Tunes theme song at the end of the clip.

Kanye West is selling his 3-bedroom Hollywood Hills house. What? You sure you’re not looking for a house? This is the best home your $4mm can buy! We’re not sure if Elroy and Big Boy are included.

Whether you’re going out for a drink or already nursing a hangover, you can’t go wrong with the Grandmaster Three, with its 18K gold accents, titanium hinges and anti-reflective lens coating.

Tron Legacy is still seven excruciating months away. To tide yourself over, you can either watch the trailer for the millionth time or ogle at gorgeous concept art of lightcycles and other vehicles.

NSFW: An amazingly faithful rendition of the original trailer for Robert Rodriguez’ upcoming B-movie homage. They just messed with the wrong Minifig. The behind the scenes are on Flickr.