Awesome Piggy Banks

Swear like an effin’ sailor? Break the habit with a swear jar that tells you to put your money where your potty mouth is. This wooden Don’t Swear Swear Bank reminds you to mind your manners and pay the price whenever you f-up. The glass window displays the penalties as they pile up.

Do you or your kids digging into your piggy bank and take money out too often? The Lusen safe will help you resist that temptation, because it has no openings other than its money slot. This stainless steel cube must be cut open with power tools if you ever need to get money out. Measures 5.9″ x 5.9″ x 5.9″.

Rescue & Restore does a great job taking rusty old items and making them good as new. But given just how creepy this mechanical clown bank is, maybe it was better left in the junk heap. We could totally see a horror movie starting this way, then the bank comes to life and kills anyone who attempts to take the coins inside.

Mordeco’s Revov is a coin bank with a funneled lid that lets you toss in multiple coins at once. The lid has a magnetic hinge that makes it easy and even enjoyable to open. It can store up to 350 coins, is made of beech wood, and is available in two colors.

Etsy shop Senpai 3D makes 3D printed coin banks shaped like the silly yet valuable Supply Llama from Fortnite. The coin bank measures 8″ long and 10.5″ tall. You can also order it as a solid figurine in the same size or a smaller half-scale.

Save up for your grails with this Air Jordan XI piggy bank from Etsy store What the Shape. The sneaker-shaped coin bank is made from porcelain and measures about 10″ long and 6″ tall. It’s limited to 100 pieces only.

This wacky piggy bank from SHINE Japan makes it look like you’re shredding your cash, when in fact it’s actually saving your bills. Designed for Japanese currency, but works with U.S. bills and most others.

Nathan Tobiason turns saving your spare change into a fun and creative activity. The Vertical Coin Bank turns your coins into a dynamic display, and it shows you how much you’ve saved at a glance. You can hang it or leave it freestanding.

A side project of 410BC Clothing, Anatomist sells limited edition apparel and accessories “inspired by vintage anatomical and medical texts”, such as a brain piggy bank, a skull candle, t-shirts with anatomical diagrams and more.

Suck UK’s take on the intentionally fragile piggy bank. What’s funny is that an Amazon customer claims that you don’t need to break the glass because the back cover can easily be removed. Also it’s made only from plastic.

Designed by Le Mouton Noir & Co, B.B. Billosaur is no ordinary piggy bank. He doesn’t accept coins – his mohawk of holes only accepts bills. He comes with corks should you want to seal his head.

Megawing’s ceramic coin bank is shaped like a teapot. It’s designed to make withdrawing coins as easy as depositing them. To extend the metaphor, the coins are poured out of the coin bank’s spout.

A more practical version of the pachinko coin bank, the dual bank encourages its owner to save for two competing expenses. Use a dry-erase marker to write and re-write on its porcelain body.

You’ll never need to smash these pigs open. These cast porcelain piggy banks have been elegantly designed to combine the ease of access of a coin jar and the form of the traditional piggy bank.

Well actually, you still have to hit ’em with the hammer, but these clever piggies from Furf Design Studio wield their own mallets so you can crack them open once they’re filled up with cash.