THE BEST Periodic Tables

(NSFW: Language) Modern Toss broke down its infamous Periodic Table of Swearing into over 100 magnets so you can post profanity everywhere. Then curse yourself when you inevitably lose a piece or two.

We’re not sure why you’d want to, but if you ever needed a comprehensive yet compact list of humanity’s ills, check out this table by UK-based art studio Dorothy. It tabulates “85 of the worst elements of humankind.”

Japanese artist Bunpei Yorifuji breathes life to nature’s simplest substances in his book Wonderful Life with the Elements: The Periodic Table Personified. A great read for kids and adults alike.

We’ve seen a periodic table of tables, but this one’s more impressive. Wolfram Research co-founder Theodore Gray made this wooden table and filled each drawer (and his office) with element samples.

(NSFW: Language) Even better than than the original obscenity-filled table, this version actually swears at you when you push its buttons. And if you’re not British, you’ll learn a thing or two.

Clean up your act with element number 92, Uranium. This periodic table-inspired soap bar not only teaches you a science lesson, but it emits a “radioactive” glow when the lights go down.

Gather round, meatologists! This is the only reference you need, a comprehensive table of the world’s meats, from the Noble meats to the cold cuts. Check the full-sized version here.

NSFW. Science can be so boring. Why not spice it up with a little obscenity? The Periodic Table of Swearing helps you understand the difference between a Tfc, an Sfc and a Ysfac. Look it up.

If you loved the Video Game Periodic Table, this Superhero Periodic Table at Geekologie is a who’s who of heroes and villains; remember, kids, He is for Hellboy and Lu is for Lex Luthor.