Awesome Movies

Handy for those occasions the Great Evil shows up for dinner, these Fifth Element Stones come from the awesome 1997 sci-fi film; unfortunately, Milla Jovovich is not included.

Not yet seduced Judd Apatow? Get ready to be knocked up by College Humor’s In an Apatow World; it shows that even super bad losers need not fret about being 40 year old virgins.

Now available on DVD and as a digital download, the pilot episode for Caprica is set 58 years before the events of Battlestar Galactica; critics are giving it above average reviews.

This latest trailer for Disney’s G-Force feels almost like a legitimate spy movie, with plenty of covert gadgets and Underworld’s Bill Nighy as arch villain; that is, until the fart jokes start.

With a gun-toting robo-lizard, a Mad Max-style car chase and hammy acting, The Diamonds of Metro Valley is so bad we have to watch it; the film will be completed in a few months.

Rob Zombie continues his reboot of the Halloween franchise with H2: Halloween 2; hardcore fans of the original may blanch at this trailer, but we’ll be keeping our kitchen knives sharpened.

The sounds of screaming tweens have kept us from seeing Twilight, but Twilight with Cheeseburgers is one flick we might just see with overdramatic acting, music and beef patties.

NSFW x a billion: One-Eyed Monster stars porn star Ron Jeremy in a horror/comedy flick about a certain famous “member”; folks, do not watch this anywhere near children.

We’ve lost track of all the Harry Potter: Half-Blood Prince trailers, but any true-blue Muggle would be remiss to skip this latest one: it’s inspiring, suspenseful and action-packed.

Dark Maze Studios is nuts: they’re releasing a retro-packaged DVD on 4/24 of Rampage, a 23 year-old Turkish rip-off of Rambo with laughable sound effects and really bad hair.

The monolith may have granted tool use, but 2001: Meet Dave takes it all back: it’s a hilarious mashup of 2001: A Space Odyssey with the trailer from comedy flick Meet Dave.

Wolverine’s just around the corner, so bone-up on your mutant mythology with the X-Men Trilogy three-disc Blu-ray set; the trilogy is on the first two discs and a digital copy on the last.

Sam Rockwell (you may remember him as Zaphod in THGTTG) returns to sci-fi with Moon, a thriller about a lone employee losing his marbles on a three-year stint at a lunar outpost.

Seen in I Am Legend and Batman Begins, Belstaff’s Colonial line of vintage-style bags are made from heavyweight waxed canvas yet retain little form, making them ideal gear bags.

The Hangover has classic dude/road-trip flick written all over it, with the trailer leaving us in stitches; it’s a movie about four friends who take a trip to Vegas for a bachelor party.

Michael Bay has detractors, but we have to say we’d pay more attention to those Cheerios ads if he started making cereal commercials; it’s packed with music, women and slo-mo shots.