Jp Sears

How to Fake Cheating

How to Fake Cheating

“The problem with actually cheating on her is… that would be wrong.” Ultra Spiritual Life guru JP Sears is here with some tricks of the trade to convince your girlfriend that you’re a cheating douchebag, which somehow is supposed to make you more appealing, and make her run towards you instead of away.

How to Be Ultra Successful

How to Be Ultra Successful

“You’ll want to hang around people with very low ambition – that’ll make you above average…” Self help expert JP Sears presents some useful advice on how not to just be successful, but to be better at being successful than everyone else.

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Ultra Spiritual Life: Bitcoin

Ultra Spiritual Life: Bitcoin

“The best way to diversify your portfolio is to put all your money in Bitcoin.” Self help guru JP Sears is back to school us on what could either be the future of money, or an explosive bubble. Either way, he’s ahead of the curve, trading his soul for a few virtual pieces of cryptocurrency.

How to Become a Yoga Teacher

How to Become a Yoga Teacher

“You want to feel these back hip muscles tear off the bone.” For his 68th episode of Ultra Spiritual Life, hipster of all trades JP Sears provides us with the guidance we need to become a truly obnoxious yoga instructor. We’re going into Shavasana now.

How to Be More Addicted to Your Phone

How to Be More Addicted to Your Phone

“My mission in this life is to make sure every man, woman, and child has their life enriched by always having a device in their hand.” JP Sears is back with more Ultra Spiritual Life advice, and how you’re not using your phone enough. This battery pack should do the trick.

Religious About Smoothies

Religious About Smoothies

“I’m convinced that humans aren’t even meant to use their teeth to eat food. Why else would God have invented blenders?”JP Sears continues to spread the gospel of Ultra Spiritual Life. Here, he tries to school health food fanatic Robyn Openshaw in her own area of expertise.

How to Go Paleo

How to Go Paleo

JP Sears of Ultra Spiritual Life provides some guidance on the meat-centric “caveman” diet, and teaches us that paleo eaters are exactly like prehistoric man – other than the part where they actually had to hunt down and kill their dinner – and their dinner might kill them.

How to Get Offended

How to Get Offended

“I’m offended that you don’t know how you offended me.” In the latest episode of his How to Be Ultra Spiritual series, JP Sears shows us how to be indignant and offended by even the smallest things. We’re offended that you haven’t hit the play button yet.

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