“The problem with actually cheating on her is… that would be wrong.” Ultra Spiritual Life guru JP Sears is here with some tricks of the trade to convince your girlfriend that you’re a cheating douchebag, which somehow is supposed to make you more appealing, and make her run towards you instead of away.
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“The best way to diversify your portfolio is to put all your money in Bitcoin.” Self help guru JP Sears is back to school us on what could either be the future of money, or an explosive bubble. Either way, he’s ahead of the curve, trading his soul for a few virtual pieces of cryptocurrency.
“My mission in this life is to make sure every man, woman, and child has their life enriched by always having a device in their hand.” JP Sears is back with more Ultra Spiritual Life advice, and how you’re not using your phone enough. This battery pack should do the trick.
“I’m convinced that humans aren’t even meant to use their teeth to eat food. Why else would God have invented blenders?”JP Sears continues to spread the gospel of Ultra Spiritual Life. Here, he tries to school health food fanatic Robyn Openshaw in her own area of expertise.
JP Sears of Ultra Spiritual Life provides some guidance on the meat-centric “caveman” diet, and teaches us that paleo eaters are exactly like prehistoric man – other than the part where they actually had to hunt down and kill their dinner – and their dinner might kill them.
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