Awesome Bill Wurtz

Actually, the full title of musician Bill Wurtz’s latest tune is “i like to wear soft clothing (cause it makes me feel like i’m rough in comparison.)” The lyrics tell the tale of a man who finds comfort in his clothes, listens to soft music, walks his cat, and gets turned on by the news despite his television being broken.

Here, there, I’m scared of everywhere. Like many of us musician Bill Wurtz is worried about a lot of things. But rather than letting his stress and anxiety get to him, he put pen to paper and turned his feelings into one of his pleasant little songs.

Musical philosopher Bill Wurtz is here with an uplifting little song about believing in our dreams and living them in real life. We hope you feel as inspired as we did after listening to it. Now it’s time to get some sleep and start dreaming.

“I’m a princess. And I wonder about my neighbors even though I don’t have them.” Musician Bill Wurtz’s latest track is a bit of a lyrical headscratcher, but that didn’t stop us from enjoying every second of light and bubbly musical journey.

After taking nearly two years off from posting and almost quitting, musician Bill Wurtz is back with a new track that’s all about coming out of the funk of darkness and finding the light. It’s an appropriate track after a year of quarantine and endless bad news. Here’s to the sunshine.

As one commenter put it “He’s still pretty far from making sense in the traditional way, but I think he’s getting closer.” Bill Wurtz’s catchy little track is all about a guy having a really bad day. We think it’s actually a retelling of Joker’s origin story. You be the judge.

You’ll just need 18 seconds to get through the shortest lesson of the week, as entertainer Bill Wurtz provides his highly abridged and highly goofy methods for learning to spell properly. There. Now you can spell anything!

Musician Bill Wurtz is back with another uplifting little ditty, a song about a young man who reaches for the stars with his dreams – if at times overreaching his grasp. Perhaps if he eats his spinach every day…

Bill Wurtz latest little ditty has a decidedly “glass half-full” vibe to it, as he does his best to convince us to look on the bright side of (or simply turn a blind eye to) some of the more catastrophic possibilites in life. It’s gonna be a fine swell day!

“Hallelujah, praise the god damn day!” Nonsense pop maestro Bill Wurtz sings about finding a way, doing, saying, going, going back, ayoayoayoay, and of course praising the brand new day in his latest magnum opus.

“At the clothing store, nobody tells you that the whole world is changing.” Yeah clothing stores, why are you like that? Bill Wurtz sings about sexy pants, sexy lamps, and Congress in his latest smooth and silly pop hit.

“Woke up in the morning, traveling straight into the sun.” Yep, that’s Bill Wurtz all right. The master of feel good vacuum pop is back with another insanely catchy song. This time he talks about escaping to various places and times. And being overwhelmed by salmon.

Musician, songwriter, and video effects great Bill Wurtz presents a lighthearted little tune which, despite being completely cryptic, is also catchy as hell and gonna be stuck our heads all day. What does the fox say? La de da de da de da de day oh…

“You can wash Canada! Nope, it’s already clean.” Humorist and musician Bill Wurtz presents a brief but somehow still jam-packed clip about the many wonderful things you didn’t know a simple bar of soap was good for.

“They touched me in an interesting way. And now I’m pregnant. With aliens.” Bill Wurtz sings about running away from the wind, being abducted and arresting crime. How we wish our Internet provider used his songs as on hold music.