Awesome Bane

Anyone with common sense knows it’s important to wear a mask when you’re near other people during the coronavirus pandemic. Even Batman’s nemesis Bane thinks so, as he explains in this expertly-doctored clip from The Dark Knight Rises, courtesy of Auralnauts.

Sideshow Collectibles nailed it with this badass 23″ tall sculpt of Batman’s muscular nemesis, standing proudly atop a crushed Batsignal beneath his size 20 lace-up, and injects green super-steroids into his bloodstream. We love the angry alternative head baring his chompers.

Kernel Kurtz mashed up scenes from The Dark Knight Rises with audio from The Notebook, creating an unexpected romance between Bane Gosling and Bats McAdams. When Gotham is ashes, you have our permission to kiss.

(Spoilers) Bane has got some advice for us, educating us on the importance of strawberries, fiber and other healthy dietary choices. But the best part is his freestyle at the Gotham Rogues game.

If you’re like us and saw The Dark Knight Rises prologue trailer before MI:4, you probably had trouble understanding at least some of what Bane said. Conan saw it too, and thought the same thing.