Cellphones with minimal features tend to get short shrift design-wise, but this Sony Simplicity concept is lustworthy with its wrap-around display; it has no SMS, camera, or email.

Fast food joints would be a lot cooler if they adopted a military hierarchy (with KFC naturally leading the way): this Highest Rank t-shirt shows you should never run a-fowl of the Colonel.

Vertus tend to blend into each other for us, but this Constellation Pure stands out with a keypad made out of ceramic (the rest is made from steel and leather); four colors are available.

With advanced fighter planes, psychokinetic powers and time travel, Singularity is dishing out awesome by the boatload; this Unreal Engine 3 based FPS is by Raven Software.

Triump Motorcycle’s Speed Triple is getting a Carbon Limited Edition which keeps the same 1050cc triple engine but sports light and tight carbon fiber throughout in Matte Black.

Just because you’re undead doesn’t mean you have to stop dabbling in astrology; The Zombie Zodiac offers twice monthly “Necroscopes” as well as Sign traits for Zombies and Survivors.

Supra’s NS Collection is a genuine triple threat; the Skytop, Strapped and Trinity kicks are dressed in your choice of Bronze Full Grain, Grey Tye Dye Suede or Burgundy Patent Leather.

The next time a dog barks, it’ll be hard not to remember this Guard Dog short film by Bill Plympton; he takes us into the devoted yet slightly neurotic mind of a particularly vocal hound.

No, it’s not chain mail for your man boobs: the BraDryer is a gadget for ladies who worry about ruining their bra’s wiring or padding in a conventional dryer; it’ll be available in 2010.

BioWare really knows how to leave us wanting more: this teaser for Mass Effect 2 not only slaps a KIA on Commander Shepherd but shows a Geth with his armor… more, please?

Motorola was pretty quiet at MWC 2009, but this ZN300 slider phone makes up for it with a sleek yet utilitarian design; it’ll include a 3MP camera, QVGA display and 3.5mm headset jack.

The ESA will be giving 1m euros to UK-based Reaction Engines for the Skylon; the jet- and rocket-engine spaceplane is designed to take off and land on conventional runways.

In celebration of the C6.R’s success, Chevy will be releasing a special edition Corvette GT1 in C6.R yellow with a “Jake” graphic, chrome wheels and a carbon pattern engine cover.

Disturbia is back with a fresh Spring/Summer line for ’09; our favorite is the wickedly detailed Guitar Zero, but Fallout, Rat Race and I Want Out are all equally disturbing for the ‘burbs.

Mad props to dancin’ fool Ely Kim: BOOMBOX is a nearly 10 minute video of Ely as he gets jiggy over 100 days to 100 songs in 100 locations; read the comments here for the playlist.

Freestyle’s Boiler Watch is not only eco-friendly but a true time saver: this solar-cell packing, 100m water resistant watch can run for a lengthy 12 months on a single charge.