The classic wayfarer design gets a sleek and modern update with these Frameless Wayfarers, exclusive to UO and dirt cheap; they feature mirrored lenses and metallic hardware.

We’ve always wondered what happened to the clumsy ninjas; this Ninja Toon tee by Spain-based dobodob explains everything: they apparently hack themselves into oblivion.

Olympus’ 12.3MP E-620 is the smallest DSLR with image stabilization, weighing in at just 18.9 oz; it also features a 2.7″ tilt/swivel LCD, autofocus live view, and multiple aspect ratios.

We’re jealous on way too many levels here: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models pile into three Nissan 370zs in Las Vegas and then proceed to do donuts in a Luxor parking lot.

Romain Jerome’s latest Titanic-inspired watch is the T-oxy III Skeleton chronograph, so named for its bare-it-all aesthetic and tourbillon; the bezel is made from Titanic’s steel.

Baracuta’s G9 jacket gets a modern update thanks to a Kent & Curwen collab; cotton is swapped out for perfed leather, although the classic Fraser tartan plaid lining remains.

His outbursts have knocked him a few rungs down the cool ladder, but Mel Gibson is finger lickin’ funny with The Colonel, a KFC meets The Patriot short produced with Jimmy Kimmel.

The bastard child of a Batmobile, a submarine and an F1 racer, the Tramontana R makes up for its funky looks with a twin-charged 5.5L V12 that gets 760hp and 811 lb-ft of torque.

This awesome trailer for Dante’s Inferno makes us wonder why more games aren’t situated in Hell; it not only overflows with maggots and demons but a nearly divine art style.

Forget those cheapy knife-in-the-head Halloween gags–this Gaping Hole Costume uses a digital camera and a DVD player strapped to your stomach to simulate a very bad ulcer.

It’s not quite R2D2’s holographic projector, but The Astonishing Tribe’s 3D Eyetracking UI uses active eyetracking and the cellphone’s orientation to simulate depth in real time.

Although Mario and Luigi are no strangers to flab, Tom Rhodes’ Old Game Characters introduce the joys of droopy skin and love handles to everyone from Lara Croft to Ken & Ryu.

The Safari 4 Beta is out for both Mac and PC users; it features fast JavaScript (30x over IE7; 3x over Firefox) and Cover Flow, as well as Tabs on Top and Top Sites a-la Google Chrome.

Oh hell yeah: Comet Crash bolsters PSN’s already healthy tower defense game lineup by adding counteroffensive attacks from the AI or–most importantly–a human player.

Oakley’s S.I. Assault Boot is the civvy version of gear made for the Elite Special Forces; it features ample wet/dry traction, a moisture-wicking liner and urethane shock absorption.

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard gets a proper 80s-styled trailer, with mono audio, cheesy retro sound effects and even cheesier graphics; that, and Neil Patrick Harris.